Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.

“Johnny, what is your problem?”

Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal’s office.

The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic.

“What is three times three?”

“Nine, Sir.”

“How much is nine times six?”

“Fifty-four.”

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, “I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough.”

Ms Brooks said to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions?”

The principal and Johnny both agreed.

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You want to know who is Rajanikanth….here are the facts

• Rajanikanth makes onions cry
• Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
• Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
• Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
• Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
• Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
• When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…..he turns the dark off.
• When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
  because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
• Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
  Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

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