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27JulFunny Word Games SMS Messages !

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: “noh ss!w !”. it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down…
Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!
I have the “I”.I have the “L”.I have the “O”.I have the “V”.I have the “E”… so pls

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27JulMores Funny SMS Messages !

God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
This cat is cat a cat good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
I send dis fish as a sign of friendship
><((>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE
One day Raja and rani decided to send
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”
can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers… and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene… plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
Dear user,your wife can become
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:
Husband seting near to his
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husbandlease slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
Why do couples hold hands
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

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27JulFunny SMS Messages !

When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ...
Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must…
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
If ur world is spining Round & Round.
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
I’m a killer, i kill people for money
I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again
An independant study has proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
I’m @ the police station
I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!

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25JulMen are like …

men are like ….Placemats.
They only show up when there’s food on the table.

men are like …..Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

men are like …..Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

men are like …..Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

men are like …..Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

men are like …..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
men are like …..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

men are like …..High heels.
They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

men are like …..Curling irons.
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

men are like …..Mini skirts.
If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.

men are like …..Handguns.
Keep one around long enough, and you’re going to want to shoot it.

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25JulIT Roles in Heaven

*Brahma—Systems Installation

*Vishnu—Systems Administration & Support

*Lakshmi—Finance and Accounts consultant

*Saraswati—Training and Knowledge Management

*Shiva—DBA (Crash Specialist)

*Ganesh—Quality Assuarance & Documentation

*Narada—-Data transfer

*Yama—Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

*Chitragupta—IDP & Personal Records

*Apsaras—Downloadable Viruses

*Devas—Mainframe Programmers

*Surya—Solaris Administrator

*Rakshasas—In house Hackers

*Ravan Internet—Explorer WWF

*Kumbhakarnan—Zombie Process

* Lakshman—Support Software and Backup

*Hanuman—Linux/s390

* Vaali—MS Windows

*Sugreeva—DOS

*Jatayu—Firewall

*Dronacharya—System Programmer

*Vishwamitra—Sr. Manager Projects

*Shakuni—Annual appraisal & Promotion

*Valmiki—Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

*Dharmaraj Yudhishthira—ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

*Arjun—Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

*Abhimanyu—Trainee Programmer

*Draupadi—Motivation & Team building

*Bhima—MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

*Duryodhana—Microsoft product Written in VB

*Karna—Contract programmer

*Dhrutarashtra—Visual C++

*Gandhari—Dreamweaver

*100 Kauravas—Microsoft Service Packs and patches