One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and read her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’
‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’)
‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.
‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.’
‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’
Continue reading ‘Never Argue With a Woman !’
Ever felt like knocking your computer down when it stops responding and especially when your boss give you a whole lot of work and asks for the reports as soon as possible.
Here is a compilation of hilarious clips of people stressing out at work and completely freaking out so sit back, relax and let the greatest office meltdowns of all time commence.
Continue reading ‘When You Have A Bad Day At The Office !’
Dear Bill Gates,
This letter is from Mr. Santa from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice.
After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail in password field only * comes, But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced The problem only in Password field.
We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****.
But I request you to check this as we our self don’t know what is the password!
Continue reading ‘Santa Singh Writes Letter to Bill Gates ! [Joke]‘
- “We will do it” - means - “You will do it”
- “You have done a great job” - means - “More work to be given to you”
- “We are working on it” - means - “We have not yet started working on the same”
- “Tomorrow first thing in the morning” - means - “Its not getting done “At least not tomorrow!”
- “After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” - means - “I have already decided, I will tell you what to do”
Continue reading ‘Real Meanings Of Company Talks !’
- School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
- Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
- Nurse:
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.
- Love Affairs:
Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.
Continue reading ‘Interesting Definitions of Simple Things !’
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