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14JulShayari in SMS Messages

:lol: “Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain ”

:lol: “Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko”

:lol: “Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste
hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise ”

:lol: “Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein”

:lol: “Jub  khamosh aankho se bat hoti hai
aise hi mohabbat ki suruwat hoti hai
tumhare hi khayalo mein khoye rehte hain p
ata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai”

:lol: “Khubsurat hai zindagi khwaab ki tarah,
jaane kab tut jaye kanch ki tarah ,
kisi mod pe mulakat ho gai hamari to
ankhen mat modna anjano ki tarah”

:lol: “Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,
koi achha b is kadar na lage,a
ap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se,
jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage… ”

:lol: “Khamosh raat ke pehalu me sitare nahi hote,
in rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote…
Ham bhi na karte parwah
agar aap itne pyare na hote..  ”
:lol: “Dil ko adat si ho gai he chot khane ki,
bhigi palko ke sang muskrane ki,
kash anjam hum pehle se jaan jate,
to kosish bhi nahi karte dil lagane ki. ”

:lol: “Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi,
jo aap shabdon ko samajh paayenge.
kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye,
hazaro alfaz khud b khud bikhar jayenge.”

:lol: “Zindagi main kabhi gum hai to kabhi khushi,
kabhi hasaati hai to kabhi rulati hai.
khud se jyada kisi pe bharosa mat karna,
kyon ki andhere main to parchai bhi saat chod jaati
hai.. ”

:lol: “Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai? ”

:lol: “Bhoolneki tujhe najane hum kitne vade karte hain,
Kaise bhoolu tujhe,yeh sochker tume yaad karte  hain,
Jab bhi hota hai zikr zamane mein pyar aur wafaa ki,
To tumhe bewafa ke bahane yaad karte hain ”

:lol: “Vo maut badi suhani hogi…
jo dosti me tumhari ani hogi…
ye wada raha…tumse pehle hum jayege…
tumhare swagat ki rasm waha bhi nibhani
hogi…!!!  “

13JulWoman Is Smarter Than Man

A woman and a man are involved in a bad car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After crawling out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man and I’m a woman. That’s interesting. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet, be friends and live together for the rest of our days.”

Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”

“This must be a sign from God!” The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle before handing it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

13JulGREAT TRUTHS LEARNED BY LITTLE CHILDREN

1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the  second  person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.

3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food.  I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, ! But it’s a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1)  You believe in Santa Claus.
2)  You don’t believe in Santa Claus.

3)  You are Santa Claus.
4)  You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age  4  success is . ….. . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . ….. having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . ….. . not peeing in your pants.

12JulHOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE ?

1.  Open a new file in your PC.

2.  Name it “Housework.”

3.  Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4.  Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5.  Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to
delete Housework permanently?”

6.  Calmly answer, “Yes,” and press the mouse button  FIRMLY!

7.  Feel better???

12JulCool ringtones C & D

:cool: Celine Dion: My Heart Will Go On (Tempo=100)

2d2 2e2 4a1 2a2 4g2 8#f2 2e2 4#f2 4g2 2#f2 4e2 4d2 4#c2 2d2 4#c2 1b1 1a1 1d2 2e2 4a1 2a2 4g2 8#f2 2e2 4#f2 4g2 2#f2 4e2 4d2 4#c2 2d2 4#c2 4#c2 2d2 4e2 2#f2 2e2 1d2 

:cool: Christina Aguilera: Genie In A Bottle (Tempo=100)

8d2 8e2 8f2 8e2 8e2 8d2 4#a1 8d2 8e2 8f2 8e2 8e2 8d2 4a1 8- 16d2 16e2 8f2 8e2 8e2 8d2 8e2 8d2 8- 16d2 16d2 8#c2 8d2 8e2 4d2

:cool: Coca Cola(Tempo=125)

8#f3 8#f3 8#f3 8#f3 4g3 8#f3 4e3 8e3 8a3 4#f3 4d3 2-

:cool: Colonel Bogey(Tempo=140)

8g2 8e2 4- 8- 8e2 8f2 8g2 4e3 4e3 2c3 8g2 8e2 2- 8e2 8f2 8e2 4g2 4g2 2f2 8f2 8d2 4- 8- 8d2 8e2 8f2 8g2 8e2 4- 8- 8e2 8#f2 8e2 8d2 8g2 8- 8e2 8#f2 8d2 8- 8a2 8.g2 16#f2 8g2 8a2 8g2 8f2 8e2 8d2 8c2

:cool: Concerto Lover (Tempo=100)

8e2 16a1 16b1 16#c2 16d2 8e2 8a1 8a1 8#f2 16d2 16e2 16#f2 16#g2 8a2 8a1 8a1 8d2 16e2 16d2 16#c2 16b1 8#c2 16d2 16#c2 16b1 16a1 8#g1 16a1 16b1 16#c2 16a1 32#c2 32d2 32#c2 32d2 32#c2 4b1 8e2 16a1 16b1 16#c2 16d2 8e2 8a1 8a1 8#f2 16d2 16e2 16#f2 16#g2

:cool: Countdown(Tempo=125)

16c2 16#a1 4c2 2f1 16#c2 16c2 8#c2 8c2 2#a1 16#c2 16c2 4#c2 2f1 16#a1 16#g1 8#a1 8#g1 8g1 8#a1 2#g1 16g1 16#g1 2#a1 16#g1 16#a1 8c2 8#a1 8#g1 8g1 4f1 4#c2 1c2 16c2 16#c2 16c2 16#a1 1c2

:cool: Crypt(Tempo=160)

4#d2 4#f2 4a2 8- 8b2 4#a2 4#f2 4#d2 8- 8b1 4#a1 4#d2 4#f2 4a2 2b1 8- 4#a1 4d2 4f2 8- 8#f2 4#g2 4b2 4#a2 8- 8#g2 4#f2 4f2 4#d2 4d2 2#d2 1-

:cool: Daft Punk: Da Funk (Tempo=200) Recommended

2f2 8#d2 8f2 8#g2 2c2 8- 8#a1 8c2 8#d2 2#g1 8- 8g1 8#g1 8c2 2f1 4g14#g1

:cool: Daft Punk: Digital Love (Tempo=125)

4d2 4#c2 8- 8a1 8b1 8a1 8b1 8a1 4#c2 8b1 4a1 8#c2 8e2 4#f2 8- 8a1 8b1 8a1 8b1 8a1 4#c2 8b1 4a1 8- 4d2 4#f2 8- 8a1 8b1 8a1 8b1 8a1 8b1 8a1 4#c2 8- 8a1 8a1 8a1 8a1 8a1 8- 8a1 8a1 8a1 4a1 4#f1

:cool: Dallas(Tempo=125)

8e2 4a2 8e2 4e3 8a2 4#c3 8b2 8#c3 4a2 4e2 4a2 4#f3 4e3 8#c3 8d3 2e3 8- 8e2 4a2 4#f3 4e3 8#c3 8d3 4e3 8b2 8#c3 4a2 4e2 4a2 8#c3 8d3 4b2 8a2 2a2

:cool: Dark(Tempo=140)

8#f3 8e3 2#f3 16e3 16#d3 16d3 16b2 4#a2 1b2 8#f2 8e2 2#f2 8#c2 8d2 8#a1 1b1 8#f2 8e2 2#f2 16e2 16#d2 16d2 16b1
4#a1 1b1 8#f2 8e2 2#f2 4#c2 2d2 2e1 1b1

:cool: Death(Tempo=100)

4.c1 4c1 8c1 4.c1 4#d1 8d1 4d1 8c1 4c1 8c1 2c1

Depeche Mode: Can´t Get Enough (Tempo=112)

8g2 8- 8g2 16g2 8g2 16g2 8g2 8a2 8a2 8g2 8- 8g2 16g2 8g2 16g2 8g2 8a2 8a2 8c3 8- 8a2 8- 8a2 8- 8a2 8-

:cool: Destiny’s Child: Bug A Boo (Tempo=80)

8e2 16c2 16a1 16g1 8d2 8c2 8d2 16c2 8d2 16c2 8e2 8.e2 16d2 8d2 16c2 8d2 16c2 8d2 16c2 8e2 8c2 16-  8d2 8c2 8d2 8c2 8d2 8c2 8e2 16a1 16d2 16c2 16d2 16c2 8d2 16c2 16d2 16c2 8.a1 8-

:cool: Destiny’s Child: Jumpin Jumpin (Tempo=180)

8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 4#g1 8#g1 8a1 4- 8- 8#g1 4a1 4b1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 4#g1 4a1 4- 8-  8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8a1 4- 8- 8#g1 4a1 4b1 4#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1  4#g1 4#g1 4#f1 4e1 4#d1 2#c1

:cool: Destiny’s Child: Say My Name (Tempo=70)

16g2 16g2 8g2 16f2 16#d2 4#d2 16#a1 16c2 16#d2 16c2 8f2 8c2 16#a1 16c2 16#d2 16c2 8f2 8c2 16#a1 16c2 16#d2 16c2 8#d2 16g2 16g2 16#a2 16g2 16f2 16#d2 4#d2

:cool: DJ Jean: The Launch (Tempo=140)

8b1 8- 8b1 8- 8#a1 8- 8#a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8e1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8e1 8- 8g1 8- 8g1 8- 8g1 8- 8e1 8- 8b1 8- 8b1 8- 8#a1 8- 8#a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8e1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8e1 8- 8g1 8- 8g1 8- 8g1 8- 8e1

:cool: DJ Jurgen Feat. Alice Deejay: Better Off Alone (Tempo=140)

8c2 8- 8c2 8a1 8- 8c2 8- 8c2 8- 8b1 8- 8g1 8g2 16- 8g2 16- 8e2 8c2 8- 8c2 8a1 8- 4c2 8c2 8- 8b1 8- 8g1 8f2 16- 8f2 16- 8e2

:cool: DMX: Ruff Ryder’s Anthem (Tempo=90)

8a1 16- 16a1 8d2 8d2 8a1 16- 16a1 8c2 8c2 8a1 16- 16a1 8c2 8c2 8a1 8c2 8a1 8c2 8a1 16- 16a1 8c2 8c2 8g1 8g1 8c2 8c2 8a1 16- 16a1 8c2 8c2 8a1 8a1 8c2 16c2

:cool: Don’t Care(Tempo=125)

16f2 16e2 16f2 16e2 16f2 16e2 8d2 16e2 16d2 16e2 16d2 16e2 16d2 16c2 16d2 4d2

:cool: Doors: Light My Fire (Tempo=140)

8b2 16g2 16a2 8b2 8d3 8c3 8b2 8a2 8g2 8a2 16f2 16a2 8c3 8f3 16d3 16c3 16#a2 16g2 8#g2 8g2 8#g2 16g2 16a2 8b2 8#c3 16b2 16a2 16g2 16f2 8e2 8f2 1a2 4a2

:cool: Do You Believe in Me (Tempo=180)

2f1 4#f1 4#g1 4.#c1 4.c1 4#c1 4f3 4#f3 4f3 4#d3 4#c3 2#a1 1.#g1 2c2 4#c2 2f3 2#d3 2#c3 2#g2 2f1 4#f1 4#g1 4.#c1 4.c1 4#c1 4f3 4#f3 4f3 4#d3 4#c3 2#a1 1.#g1 2c2 1.#c2

:cool: Dr.Bombay: Calcutta (Tempo=90)

8b1 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 4#c2 8#c2 8#d2 8#d2 8#d2 8b1 4#c2 8#a1 8b1 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 4#c2 32a1 8#a1 8#a1 8#g1 8#g1 2#g1 4#c2 4#f2 4#d2 8#d2 8#f2 8#f2 8#f2 8#f2 8f2 8#d2 4#c2 4#c2 4#f2 4#d2 8#d2 8#f2 8#f2 8#f2 8#f2 8f2 8#d2 4#c2

:cool: Dualing Banjos(Tempo=200)

8#c2 8d2 4e2 4#c2 4d2 4b1 4#c2 4d2 4b1 4- 16#c3 16- 16d3 16- 8e3 8- 8#c3 8- 8d3 8- 8b2 8- 8#c3 8- 8a2 8- 4b2 4- 4a1 4a1 4b1 4#c2 4a1 4#c2 4b1 4- 8a2 8- 8a2 8- 8b2 8- 8#c3 8- 8a2 8- 8#c3 8- 8b2


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