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27JulCute sms Text messages

 I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
if you fall in love there is no hope
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
 If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me  .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
 Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
 Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
 
You are like the sunshine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!
 
circles go on forever
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because
hearts can break, but circles go on forever
 L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….
 
You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you are  always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
 
can I have “U”?
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
 
you are the only one for me?
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?
Love is like a golden chain t
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!
L is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love
Love is just like life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME

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27JulMissing you SMS Messages !

Without Love — dayz are
Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

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25JulMen are like …

men are like ….Placemats.
They only show up when there’s food on the table.


men are like …..Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

men are like …..Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

men are like …..Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.


men are like …..Copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

men are like …..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
men are like …..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.


men are like …..High heels.

They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.


men are like …..Curling irons.

They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

men are like …..Mini skirts.
If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.

men are like …..Handguns.
Keep one around long enough, and you’re going to want to shoot it.

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25JulIT Roles in Heaven

*Brahma—Systems Installation

*Vishnu—Systems Administration & Support

*Lakshmi—Finance and Accounts consultant

*Saraswati—Training and Knowledge Management

*Shiva—DBA (Crash Specialist)

*Ganesh—Quality Assuarance & Documentation

*Narada—-Data transfer

*Yama—Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

*Chitragupta—IDP & Personal Records

*Apsaras—Downloadable Viruses

*Devas—Mainframe Programmers

*Surya—Solaris Administrator

*Rakshasas—In house Hackers

*Ravan Internet—Explorer WWF

*Kumbhakarnan
—Zombie Process

* Lakshman
—Support Software and Backup

*Hanuman—Linux/s390

* Vaali—MS Windows

*Sugreeva
—DOS

*Jatayu—Firewall

*Dronacharya—System Programmer

*Vishwamitra
—Sr. Manager Projects

*Shakuni
—Annual appraisal & Promotion

*Valmiki—Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

*Dharmaraj Yudhishthira—ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

*Arjun—Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

*Abhimanyu—Trainee Programmer

*Draupadi
—Motivation & Team building

*Bhima—MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

*Duryodhana
—Microsoft product Written in VB

*Karna
—Contract programmer

*Dhrutarashtra
—Visual C++

*Gandhari
—Dreamweaver

*100 Kauravas—Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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24JulMust Hindi Shayari SMS Messages !

Dil Mein Tumare Aakhien
Chehre pe
haseen chaa jati hai
Aankhon main
suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe
apna kahtay ho
Apne pe ghuroor
aa jata hai

Muskurake aankh mar do
Tir se na maro
patthar se mar do
bas ek tamanna hai
muskurake aankh mar do

Gul gaye, gulsun gaye
Gul gaye, gulsun gaye
gayi tumhari hoton ki lali
chord do mera picha
hogayi tum bacho wali

Zindagi
Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare 

Sirf mera dil hi janta hai
Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai

Mein dosti nibhaounga
Aaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayi
zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab humne unse umeed rakha
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki humain dosti se nafrat ho gayi

Jaam
Baadalon se salaam leta hoon ,
wakt ke haath thaam leta hoon,
maut ruk jaati hai pal bhar ke liye ,
jab mein hathon mein jaam leta hoon

Dhoka mat dena
Dil diya to,
Jaan bhi de dena,
Magar yeh yaad rakhna,
Kisiko dhoka mat dena

Kya zaroorat..
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki
Hum to behust youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki

Dil Ko Manana..
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

Bhool
Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
Har khushi routh jayegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi

Naseeb
Dil ke rishtey ajeeb hote hain
koi dil ke kareeb hote hain,
meri tanhaai ka zikar na kiya kar,
apne apne naseeb hote hain

Chaand hasta hai..
Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai
aap hume yaad kare na kare
hume to aapki yaad aati hai

Yeh such hai dosto..
Yeh such hai dosto kissi se pyaar na karna, Kabhi kissi ka is zmaane mein aitbaar na karna, Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein, Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.

Tu
Tu nahi saari duniya ki nazar humse khaffa hai,
Jab apne hi naseeb mein pyaar na ho,
To kaise kahen ki koi bewfaa hai.

Dil mein yaadon ki tarha
Dil mein yaadon ki tarha
Aakhon mein aasu ki tarha

Dil mein yaadon ki tarha
Aakhon mein aasu ki tarha

Jaanu, tum mere paas ho
Jaanu, tum mere paas ho

Phoolon mein khusbhu ki tarha

Mein aapko kaise lagthi hoon ?
Badi puraani hamari mulk ki ye kahaawath hain,
Badi puraani hamari mulk ki ye kahaawath hain,
Aapki jaisi potti Khayamath hain

Woh jab door tha to..
Woh jab door tha to bhi kitne paas tha,
Kaisa meetha sa woh bhi ek ehsas tha,
Aaj woh paas ho ke bhi kitna door hai,
Yarab kismat ko shayad yehi manjoor hai!

You are my!
Shikava hame manjur nahi na koi bahana hoga , hamari khushio ki kasam aap ko aana hoga!

Pyar hai ikaraar..
Pyar hai ikaraar kar nahi paati, bina kahe bhi to rah nahi paati, kya karu is dewane dil ka bas inakaar kar nahi paati, jab chaha ikraar dil ne kaha intazar, per kaise bataye is dil se ke humko ho gaya hai pyar.


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