

1. Act out your version of a company takeover.
2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to “chrysanthemum”.
3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.
4. Sneaking in the boss’s desk could land you an unexpected promotion.
5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the morning, be the first to point out “what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art”.
6. Go into the other gender’s bathroom without fear of being caught.
7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.
8. Leave prank messages on the CEO’s voice mail.
9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.
10. Elevator surfing!
Chala ja msg tu banke gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab
agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas
samaj lena k hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass.
Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati
har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati
ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe
or kisi ko yad he nahe ati.
Kya leker aye the..?
Kya leker jaoge..?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya…. SAWARG mein bangla banaoge ?
Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,
tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,
Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me
wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.
Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai,
ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,
jo dil ke sare dard baant le,
aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai……….!
Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le,
mujè yaad rakh ‘beshak naam na le,
tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe,
meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..
Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai.
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai.
Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balanc ki trah.
Par tum busy na rhna network ki trah.
1pal ka ehsaas bankar aate ho tum,
dusre hi pal khusbhu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,
jante ho DAR lagta hai TANHIYO se HUME….
Fir bhi “TANHA” hume chod jate ho tum
Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
hum to vaise bhi akele the,
kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai,
Pyar mein wo log gunah karte hai,
Ishq woh janoon hai jisme diwane,
Apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hain.
Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge,
issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge,
yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai,
kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.
Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,
log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,
dil mein rakha hai unko ,
log na jane kyon juda kehte hain
Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte
hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai
Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai,
aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai,
aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain,
jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate hai..
Dilon se khelne ka hunar hame nahin aata,
iss liye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye,
meri zindagi se shayad unhein bahut pyar tha,
issliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye
Zindgi meri aansuo me dhal gai,
sare jaha ki mujhse nazre badal gai,
waqt ne aisa sitam kiya hai dosto,
ki har aarju meri hatho se fisal gai..
Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai
jo bina kisi shart ke nibaya jata hai,
rahe duriyan darmiya to parwah nahi,
dost to har pal dil mein basaya jata hai.
Teri yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tere jaisa dost khone nahi denge,
Sharaafat se contact mein rehna,
varna kaan ke neeche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge
Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho ,
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..
Tu dur hai mujse or paas b hai,
Teri kami ka kahin ehsas b hai.
Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere,
Par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai
Pyar karne ka andaaz ana chahiye,
yaad karne ke liye mithi yaad Ani chahiye,
Aap roz call karo ya na karo,
vpar pyara sa SmS roz ana chahiye…
“Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain ”
“Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko”
“Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste
hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise ”
“Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein”
“Jub khamosh aankho se bat hoti hai
aise hi mohabbat ki suruwat hoti hai
tumhare hi khayalo mein khoye rehte hain p
ata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai”
“Khubsurat hai zindagi khwaab ki tarah,
jaane kab tut jaye kanch ki tarah ,
kisi mod pe mulakat ho gai hamari to
ankhen mat modna anjano ki tarah”
“Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,
koi achha b is kadar na lage,a
ap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se,
jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage… ”
“Khamosh raat ke pehalu me sitare nahi hote,
in rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote…
Ham bhi na karte parwah
agar aap itne pyare na hote.. ”
“Dil ko adat si ho gai he chot khane ki,
bhigi palko ke sang muskrane ki,
kash anjam hum pehle se jaan jate,
to kosish bhi nahi karte dil lagane ki. ”
“Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi,
jo aap shabdon ko samajh paayenge.
kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye,
hazaro alfaz khud b khud bikhar jayenge.”
“Zindagi main kabhi gum hai to kabhi khushi,
kabhi hasaati hai to kabhi rulati hai.
khud se jyada kisi pe bharosa mat karna,
kyon ki andhere main to parchai bhi saat chod jaati
hai.. ”
“Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai? ”
“Bhoolneki tujhe najane hum kitne vade karte hain,
Kaise bhoolu tujhe,yeh sochker tume yaad karte hain,
Jab bhi hota hai zikr zamane mein pyar aur wafaa ki,
To tumhe bewafa ke bahane yaad karte hain ”
“Vo maut badi suhani hogi…
jo dosti me tumhari ani hogi…
ye wada raha…tumse pehle hum jayege…
tumhare swagat ki rasm waha bhi nibhani
hogi…!!! “
A woman and a man are involved in a bad car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After crawling out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man and I’m a woman. That’s interesting. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet, be friends and live together for the rest of our days.”
Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”
“This must be a sign from God!” The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle before handing it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”