Love is holding hands in the street.

Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant.

Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a  sofa.

Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.

Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is a drive on topsy turvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.

Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.

Marriage is a fight for the remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.

Marriage is “DON’T YOU THINK YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH?”

Mohabbat
Chand chandni se hota hai
sitaron se nahi
mohabbat ek se hoti hai
hazaron se nahi

Tera naam na aaye
Jis shaam mere lab par
tera naam na aaye
Khuda kare aisee shaam na aaye
Dil jaane wafa,
ye kabhi mumkin hi nahi
Afsana likhu aur tera naam na aaye

Jeene ke armaan
Jeene ke armaan mar gaye,
par jeeta rahuunga;
Jitna marzi zehr woh pee laati rahe;
peeta rahuunga..

Dil wahi hai jis mein
jab husn hi nahi to duniya mein
kya kashish hai
dil , dil wahi hai jis mein
nahi pyar ki khalish hai

Tota .. Maina ..Ki Story
Jab Tota Hua Dirty,
To Tote Se Boli Maina,
Don’t Worry.
Surf Excel Hai Na!

Biwi Se Jo Darre
Duniya Se Jo Darre,
Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre,
Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre,
Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Dil Me Jiska Naam
Dil me jiska naam liya hai,
Usska daaman tham liya hai,
Jub jub dilme dard hua hai,
Dilme tera naam liya hai!

Hum pyar karte hai tumse
Kya hai yeh waadein,
kya hai yeh kasmein,
humko vishvas nahi hai inmein,
Bas hai vishvas humko tumpe,
kyu ki hum pyar karte hai tumse.

Kya karen
Na tum bewafa ho
na hum bewafa hai.
Magar kya karen
apni rahen juda hai.

Shaam
Aathi hain teri yaad har shaam, honton phar hain bas tumhara naam. Zindagi ki nahin koye kahani, yohi guzri ye jawani. Ankhon se behti hain pani, kasie bhuladu mein rott wo suhani.

Raza
Raza bas itni hain ke koi samjhey mujhey. Dil mey jo hain unkey bas voh keh dey mujhey.

Dostoon
Dostoon se daaga kiya,
Dushmanoo se wafaa ki
Yehe mohabbat hi
Woh cheez hai Pyaare
Jisne humari Jag hansai,
Har jagah ki

Chandani Mohabbat
Chandani Chand se hoti hai,
setaron se nehi,
mohabbat ek se hoti hai
hazaron se nehi

Taste the thunder?
Zoron ki baarish
Makes me wonder
Is this what they call,
Taste the thunder?

Life
Pani pitaa hain pipe se
Apple khataan hain knife se
Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jooten khataan hain wife se

Agar tum na hote
Agar tum na hote to
Ghazal kaun kehta
Humare chehre ko
Kamal kaun kehta
Ye to karishma hai mohabbat ka
Varna patharo ko tajmahal kaun kehta.

Pyar
Pyar he Pyar hota hain Jab Jute nahi hote. Pyar Pyar hote hain Jab sath Nahi Chutthe.

Ek ladki
Ek ladki thi deewani si, ek ladke pe woh marti thi! Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayed usko lekin moblie bill se Darti thi!!!

Khwaab
Khwaab Khwaab Hi Hote Hain,
Inhain Khwaab Hi Rehne Doo,
In Baaton Ko Kehne Say
Kuch Nahi Hota,
Inhain Raaz Hi Rehne Doo

Yaar
Gul mohar ki
kataar jaisi ho,
Wadiyon main
bahaar jaisi ho,
Paayalo.n ki chum
chum chum si,
Chand meri yaar,
kaisi ho?