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31JulShayari From Fanaa Movie!

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaye

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….

Phool hun Gulaab ka
Chameli ka mat samjhna
Aashiq hun aapka
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte

Rone De Tu Aaj Humko, Tu Aankhe Sujane De
Baho Mein Le Le Aur, Khud Ko Bheeg Jane De
Hai Jo Seene Mein Quaid Dariya, Wo Choot Jayega
Hai Itna Dard Ki, Tera Daaman Bheeg Jayega

Adhuri saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren hum
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain hum

31JulEk Chaadar mein Lipte Do Badan…

Ek chaadar me lipten do badan, ek tera ho ek mera ho

Tere makhmali badan me, khushbuon ke chaman me,
Sadiyon tak wo raat chale, sadiyon duur sawera ho
Ek chadar me lipten do badan, ek tera ho ek mera ho,

Tere hothon ko jab sil doon main, apne hothon ke dhage se
Ek sannate me khamoshi se, teri bhaahon ne mujhko ghera ho
Ek chadar me lipten do badan, ek tera ho ek mera ho

Dono lipten ek dooje me, Ik gaanth si lag jaaye badano me
Mere jism me ghar miljaye tujhe, tere jism me mera basera ho
Ek chadar me lipten do badan, ek tera ho ek mera ho

Rahul kehta hai kuch aisa ho, tu ban jaye main, main ban jaun tu Bistar per tere mere siwa, sirf junoon or khamoshi ka dera ho Ek chadar me lipten do badan, ek tera ho ek mera ho

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31JulGood Morning sms Messages !

May you begin this day
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I try to be best friend
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.
I just love when morning gets here
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
morning has come in a special way
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
gd morning to start your day!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Receive my simple gift
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Gd Morning
Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
The Word ‘Hello’ means H
The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Your soul came back
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

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31JulComputer Vs. Hindi Films…!

Pentium III & Pentium I —- Bade miyan andChhote miyan.

Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

Hard disk and Floppy disk
- Gharwaali Baharwaali.
F1 - Guide.

Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

Super User Password - Gupt.

BackUp - Jaagteraho.

UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

Server -Godfather.

Proxy Server - Padosan.

Security -Nakabandi.

Storage - Tehkhana.

Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

Computer without RAM
- KoraKagaz.

Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
DumbTerminal - Anari.

Mouse - Jaanwar.

Hard Disk partition
- Batwara.

Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.

Temporary file
- Khote Sikkey.
Operator vs Computer - Meinkhiladi Tu Anadi.

NRI - Phir bhi Dil hai Hindustaani.

Indian Programmers
- Jawab Hum denge.

Contractor - Bakra Kistope.

Employee on Probation
- Paying Guest.

Employee who works Sincerely
-Dil Se.

Employee who is ready to Leave hisjob - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna.

Employee for more than 3 yrs in thecompany
- Amar Prem.

Employee who signs a Bond
-Bandhan….

Employee who does not signs a Bond -Kachche Dhage…

Employees Changing Job frequently -Banjaare…

Employee Changing his Platform -Badalte Rishte…

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28JulFunny Two Liners SMS Messages !

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes
but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
brain. Please tell them your age!

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone
chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

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