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15AugLove U SMS Messages!

1. i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow
underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the
lucky person who kisses u goodnite

2. Uve won my luv now I luv u. This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it
safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

3. dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help
coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more
serious…i am missin u!

4. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my
treasure.Ull always be mine pls tell me its true.Pls be mine 4ever ill
always luv u

5. I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the
moon for the night and you forever!

6. Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2
see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur
my luv & my bestfriend

7. Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2
see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur
my luv & my bestfriend

11AugCrazy Funny Sexy SMS Messages !

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker

1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat

Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
“W”ant
“O”ne
“M”an for
“E”very
“N”ight

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai

choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?

Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.

all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…

Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.

Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?

A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
have…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
will be dry …

sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily

Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao…

Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.

Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi

4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Aurat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

11AugFriendship SMS Collection !

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.


Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jaye

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.


Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.

Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,
Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.

Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai,
jiske pas sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai,
apke pas hamari dosti hai,
jise pane ke liye duniya tarasti hai..


Dil armano se Houseful hai,
pure honge ya nahi yeh Doubtful hai,
yunh to duniya me har chiz Wonderful hai,
par zindagi aap jaise dost sehi Beautiful hai.

Zindgi me hamesha muskurate raho,
hasna zindgi ki jarurat hai.Z
indgi jio is andaz me k tume dekhkar sab kahe,
ZINDGI KITNI KHOOBSURAT HAI.


Best gift
=Z=I=N=D=G=I=
Best ehsas
=K=H=U=S=H=I=
Best feeling
=P=Y=A=R=
Best relation
=D=O=S=T=I=
Best passion
=H=U=M=
Best friend
=T=U=M=. -) ,

Yaad karte hai aapko tanhai mein,
dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
hum milenge aapko aapki parchhai mein..


Akash ke taaron me hai jahan saara,
lagta hai pyara ek ek taara,
un taaron me sabse pyara hai ek sitara
jo is wakt padh rha hai “SMS” hamara.

Teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai,
teri khushi meri jaan hai,
kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi,
bas itna samajh le ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.


Na chupana koi bat Dil me ho agar,
rakna thoda bharosa ap humpar,
hum nibhaege dosti ka rishta is kadar,
ki bhulane par bi na bhula paoge hume zindgi bhar.

Zubaan Se Tumhe Keh Nahi Sakte,
Isliye Humesha Khuda Se Fariyaad Karte Hai,,
Jab Bhi Tumhara Dil Zor Se Dhadke,
Samajh Lena Hum Tumhe Dil Se Yaad Karte Hai,,

Suraj se achha sitaara koi nahi.
Jaisa hai rishta humaara dusra koi nahi.
Chahe saari duniya me dhoond lo…
Puri kaynaat me aap jaisa pyaara koi nahi.


Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka,
Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya,
Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki,
khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya

Sab kehte hai achhe log mar kar sitare ban jate hai,
Magar hum kehte hai, Achhe sitare toot kar,
Aap jaise dost ban jaate hai. Hai na?


jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

Bhagwan se Scooter manga..
Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.

Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.

apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,
jhakas bole to…apun hira tu moti,
apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki
apun tarzan tu monkey

who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!

7 rules to be happy…
1-never hate
2-dont’t worry
3-live simple
4-expect a little
5-give a lot
6-akways smile
7-have a friend like me…..

LOVE: easy to say, difficult to stay, beautiful to feel, dificult deal…
DIFFICULT is PART of LIFE, but that’s the reason
WHY GIRLFRIEND IS NEVER A WIFE….!!!!

Life is like MATHS:
friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply
X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo

yaah karte he tumhe tanhai me
dil dooba he gamo ki gahrai me
hamein mat dhoondo huniya ki bhid me
hum millenge tumhe, tumhari parchhai me

09AugBreaking News SMS Messages !

FBI has handed over the investigations to Pakistani Police who have reported to arrest a suspect who claims that he wanted to have coffee on the 65th floor but their planes didn’t land properly.

First lady is pregnant and FBI claims that Osama is directly or indirectly involved in it.

BBC reports that Gen. Musharraf has requested Nawaz Sharif to come back and take over. NO QUESTIONS ASKED…..

While giving an exclusive interview to CNN Film star REEMA has offered that if ” Bush - Afghan problem can be solved on ” Kuch lo Kuch Do” basis, then she has offered herself.

Americans have offered Talibans to handover Osama in exchange of Herion of Titanic. But Taliban say that we already have Heroin and please give the Hero of Titanic.

Latest marketing strategy of United Airline ” Fly with us and we will take you straight to your office”

CNN Report: US Army troops arrived in Khi, will attact Afghanistan after having Tea at Bakda Hotel in Kharadar. They say that if WTC would have been in Pakistan there would have been no casualties because nobody comes before 11.

American mothers now saying to their children ” So jao warna Osama aa jaye ga”

Thats all from the news room, stay tuned…………..for more inside reports……… (;)

09AugRomantic SMS Messages Collection!

Never Forget You
To forget me its up to you. To forget you I will never do!

U will always b mine
Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever. Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure. Ull always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u!

My luv & my bestfriend
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine. ill help u out netime. 2 see u hurt 2 see u cry. makes me weep & wanna die. ill b right here til d end. cos ur my luv & my bestfriend

Angel from heaven above
Your so beautiful, so easy to love,
A fallen angel from heaven above,
An ocean of perfection, a cage and a lure, A magnificent creature, untainted and pure.

Sealed with a kiss
God in heaven, god above, please protect the one i love. sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, i love the one who is reading this.

I’ll be back with you
I miss u wen ur far away, i think about u evry nite n day. i really cant believe its true, dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.

Always belonged 2 u!
So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true. dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!

Longest Distance
The longest distance in the world is not measured by how far apart we are, but measured by how I am just beside you and yet you don’t know that - I love you.

My Heart Is True
WoRdS CaNnOt ExPreSs ThE wAy I FeeL AbT U, ThE WaY I CaN’t ExpLaiN WhY ThE SkY Is bLuE BuT ThEn I KnoW mY HeArT Is TrUe WhEn I SaY I LoVe YoU.

Who U Are
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Truly Love
It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don’t ever let go.

If I Were
If I were to be anything in this world . I d be ur tears!!! So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

Boon!
I was cursed that Ill be alone in this world. I begged God for a boon and he gave me someone to share my feelings, someone to be there when im down, someone whose happiness is in my smile, someone who makes me confident about my tomorrows. And Im happy my dear to know that the Boon i have is none other than U!

MORE THAN 160 DIGITS
I asked Nokia, Ericsson, AT&T & Motorola to buy you all the world mobile phones for you, 160 digits are not enough to express my feelings.

‘WE’ ‘YOU’ ‘I’
Since I met YOU… The words ‘WE’ is more magical than ‘YOU’ and ‘I’…

If Love & Friendship…
If Love & Friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares,those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

If water was a kiss…
If water was a kiss id send u the sea,if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were forever id send u eternity!

If u love me…
if u love me like u told me please be careful wiv my heart, u can take it jus dont break it or my world will fall appart

IN LOVE WITH YOU
It is not being in love that makes me happy… but its being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

Give 2 All
Give “Laugh” to all But “SMILE” 2 one. Give “Cheeks” to all But “LIPS” 2 one. Give “Love” to all But “HEART” 2 one. Let Everybody “Love” you BUT you “LOVE” 1


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