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12AprMy SMS collection !

1) Luv Holds Heart,Heart holds feelings,feelings holds emotions,emotions holds tears,tears are held by eyes,eyes hold U,B’coz U hold frendship.

2) The wrd TRUST is the basis of all relations bt a smal mistak made in nyway can change its entire meaning.. like the Missing letter ‘T’ can ‘RUST’ the
relation..

3) Dont get rest after a success. People say ur previous victory as a luck in ur next failure.. Keep on working.. success is always urs..

4) Loving what u get is compromise… Getting what u love is success… Loving even after knowing that u won’t get it is Pure love…!! Good Night…

5) If u have a heart that obeys ur mind u can win the whole world….
If u have a mind that obeys ur heart u can win the love of so many hearts.N think +ve always!

6) A cup of hot hello’s, A plate of crispy wishes, A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success. Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely.

7) ‘Flower’means
“Honey”,
‘Honey’means
“Sweet”,
‘Sweet’means
“Desire”,
‘Desire’means
“Love”,
‘Love’means
“Friend”
‘Friend’means
“YOUUUUUUUUUUU

8) Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.

9) U can close ur eyes to things u dont want to see. But u cant close ur heart to things u do no want to feel.

10) One of the best message I’ve ever read: “If u desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, first u have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns.”

11) An excellent saying………. “The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”
Gud morning…

12) Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry,dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

13) look at the SUN
&
you c TIME..
look in the HEART
&
you c LOVE..
look in the EYES
&
you c LIFE..
look at ur MOBILE
&
c who’s
REMEMBERING U!!!

14) Thought for the day”
Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.

15) There r times i find my hands full of frenz…i wnt2 hold thm hard as i fear losing them.I laugh whn i realiz dat they r d ones holdin me. . . Thanks
4bein1..

16) People die younger, because god loves them so much., You’re still on earth, bcoz there’s someone who loves you more than god…and you know who it is thats
me

17) Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else
Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…Gudmrg

18) Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile… Good aft

19) A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a human being can be by sustaining pressures of life. Be hopeful..

20) Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!

04AprRomantic SMS Messages !

aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
 
Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
Keh du zamane se dastan apni,
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon
 
Kaash ham SMS hote aik click main tumhare paas hote
Bhale tum Hamein delete kar dete
par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsaas to hote
 
Ek hai asman ka tara ,
Ek hai sagar ka kinara,
Bewafa hai zamana sara,
Nasib hai achha hamara,
JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara..
 
Doston ki kadar karte hai hum itni,
Asman me roshni hai jitni,
Yakin na ho to CALL kar ke dekhlo,
Hum karenge baat apse utni -
Apke MOBILE me Laxmi hai jitni..
 
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.
Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tuje.
aaj bhi khuda se pehle tuje yaad kiya humne.
 
Duriyon ki na parwah kijiye ,
dil jab bhi pukare hame,
Bula lijiye.Hum zyada dur nahi aapse,
bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
 
Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,
jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote…
 
Ashq bahe to ahsaas hota ha,
Pyar ke bina jeevan kitna udas hota hai,
Umarr ho teri sitaron jitni lambi,
Aisa DOST khan har kisi ke paas hota hai.
 
Kitne aziz ho aap ye bataye kaise,
hamari sadgi aapko dikhaye kaise,
aap to anmol ho hamare liye,
chand lafzo ke sms se apko samjaye kese.
 
jis ko apna samjha wo hi begana nikla ham pe sitam karnay ko zamana nikla
zulm karnay ki jis nay intaha kar de wo apna sinasha purana nikla
 
Ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum aap ke khaylo me khoye rehte hai…
ye soch ke aap kwabo me aaye hum din me bhi saye rehte hai
 
toot jatay hain sabhi rishtay
magar dil ka dil say rishta apni jaga
tujh se na milnay ka yaqeen hai magar
tujh se milnay ke dua apni jaga
 
Ai Khuda, apne chand pe itna guroor na kar,
ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hai,
Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai,
log misaal mere chand ki dete hai.
 
Dil dost ko do ge to dost banao ge,
saathi ko do ge to saathi banao ge,
gheron ko doge qadar karvao ge,
or agar apno ko doge to pachtao ge.
 
raat kya dhali taare chale gaye
gairo se kya gila jab apne chale gaye
jeet to sakte the ishq ki baazi hum bhi
par unhe jitane ke lye hum harte chale gaye
 
zakhm itna gehra hain izhaar kya kare
hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare
so gaye hum magar khuli rahi aankhen
is se zyada unka intzaar kya kare
 
dilon ki daastan use kahan qubul thi
meri wafayein uske liye fizool thi
koi aas nahi par itna bata do
maine chaha use… kya yehi meri bhool thi

24MarMust Hindi Shayari SMS Messages Part 1 !

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai…

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote


Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…

exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.

Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

20MarDard Bhari SMS Shayari !

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….

Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha,
Na jane kya baat thi unme,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha…

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai…….

Kabhi kabhi ye dil jaroor rota hai,
jab koi apna mil kar nazron se door hota hai.
kyun roti hai kambakht yeh ankhe,
kyun ki dil se jayada inka hi kasoor hota hai…

Wada kar ke jo mukar jate hain
Woh log sab se jyada kareeb hote hain
Waqt to chalta hai chal ke badalta hai
Par ye log waqt se pehle hi badal jate hain..

Khaali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hain,
Tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai…
Jo khaamoshi se guzar jaaye,
Woh dariyaa bhi dil me toofan rakhte hai…

woh hume bulne ki baat karte hai
zara unse pucho who hume kab yaad karte hai
Jo karte the kabhi humse bahot mohabbat
Aaj akele rehne ki baat karte hai.

Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,
Har dil mohabbat ke kabil nahi hota,
Rota woh bhi hai joh duba ishq-e-sagar me,
Aur rota woh bhi hai jise ishq hasil nahi hota…

Waqat badalta hai zindagi ke sath
zindagi badalti hai mohabbat ke sath
Muhabbat nahi badalta apno ke sath
Bus apne badal jate hain waqat ke sath….

Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete hai
kuch palo ke liye har gam bhula dete hai
kaise bhig sakti hai palke aap ke
aap ke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hai..

Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat karna,
Apne anmol aansoo iss tarah bekar mat karna,
Kaante to phir bhi daman tham lete hain ,
Phulon pe iss tarah kabhi aitebar mat karna..

Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal bhar me paraya kar jatey hain
Manzil ko dekhtey hi ek pal me rasta badal jatey hain
Jate jate dil se woh kuchh is kadar khel ke jatey hain
Jiski aag me hum umra bhar baas jaltey hi reh jatey hain..

Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par
Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi,
Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha main ,
Par sath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi…

“Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko,
mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki …
Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me,
Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai kisi ke aane ki

Ek khoobsoorat dhokha hai ishq yaaro,
Hai har mohobbat ek jhoot yaaro,
Jitni khoobsoorat ho sajan utni gehri hai wo bewafaai yaaro,
Na yakin ho, to mere mehboob ki tasveer hi dekhlo yaaro…”

Paas aakar yun hum tum dur kyon ho gaye
Pal bhar mein hi khayal kyon tinko mein bikhar gaye
Teri mauzudgi ka ehsaas ab tanhayee main hota hai
Jab aankon se teri yaad paani bankar nikalti hai

Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par na ja,
Mere seenay main kai aur bhi gam paltey hain,
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar,
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain.

zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
koi milgaya to koi bichad gaya,
jinhein maanga tha humne duaoon mein,            
wo kisi aur ko bin maange hi milgaya……

Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai
k unki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor hai
bewafa bhi nahin keh sakte unko
pyaar to humne kiya, wo to bekasoor hai-Hassan

Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aya,
khali hi sahi hathon me jaam to aaya
main hoon bewafa sabko bataya usne,
yun hi sahi uske labon pe mera naam to aaya

Hale dil apna unhe sunate hain
Aur Vo muskurakar dil jalate hain
Kal tak jo kehte thi ki hum phool khilayenge
Aaj apne haaton se chaman jalate hain

Din bhar soch mein doobon raaton ko chain nahin
Kaise keh doon dil mein ab koi nahin
Door tu hai par mohabbat tere liye kam nahin
Duniya kya samjhe bewafaa tu hai hum nahin

Chaand se puchho ya mere dil se,
Tanha kaise raat bitayee jaati hai…
Ghaat-ghaat par phirne wale kya jaane,
Shabnam se bhi pyaas bujhayee jaati hai…..

Dil ko adat si ho gayi hai chot khane ki
Bhingi palkon ke sang muskurane ki
Kash anjaam hum pehle se jaan jaate
To koshish na karte dil lagane ki

Woh mile humko kahani bankar
Dil mein rahe pyar ki nishani bankar
Hum jinhe jagah dete hai aankhon ke andar
Woh aksar nikal jaate hai paani bankar

Khuda tumhe har dukh se door rakhe
teri palkon se har hanju door rakhe
hamari yahi guzarish hai unse ke jitna bhi ho hamare darmiyaan
faasla vo apne dil se na hamein kabhi door rakhe
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09FebFunny SMS Jokes!

DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger.
son: I START CLEANING TOILET
DAD: how does that satisfies u?
SON:i clean with ur tooth brush

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!
But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
to cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye,
bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain


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