DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger.
son: I START CLEANING TOILET
DAD: how does that satisfies u?
SON:i clean with ur tooth brush

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!
But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
to cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye,
bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain