HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:?
Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:?
Two persons fighting through scraps.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
Receiving no scraps for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The scrap server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love scrap and doing a ‘Send All.

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending scraps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:?
A person sending scrap to himself.

HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:?
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match .

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:?
Forwarding an scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout “F1 F1 F1?” instead of shouting “HELP” when u are unable to swim

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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

Conclusion: “Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”

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