Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”
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Honey, I’m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
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Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of ‘edible’.
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ………………. ……………….. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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How was Heaven when you left it?
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How would you like your egg for breakfast…. hard-boiled or impregnated?
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I am a killer,I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend,I’ll kill you for nothing!
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I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
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I am not your type … I am not inflatable.
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I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin’…
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I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down.
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I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
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I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
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I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
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I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
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I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids…
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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
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I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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