Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team ban antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao

Pehlay kiss karo..
Phir shirt utaro..
Phir fuck karo..
Kitna asan hai sex karna !!

aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha…….
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain…!!!

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil
jaye MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.

imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.

Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile
phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with
your thumb!

I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.

I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

GUY: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

American students say : people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!!

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM : Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thing. SON : got my nose in her armpit. Now what?

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face …NO SEX !

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