How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?
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Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx
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So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!
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Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
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You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
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among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz….i know dats all im 2 u… among ur frens
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i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious…i am missin u!
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I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
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i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!
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It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
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Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend
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Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!
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1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
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Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!
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As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be “friends forever”
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Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u
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i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.
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i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.
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if i died or travelled far, i’d write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me
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Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u
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It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you
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4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether
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My eyes R hurting coz I can’t C U, My arms R empty coz I can’t hold U, My lips R cold coz I can’t kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I’m not with U!
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There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!
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Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I’m still keeping you or I’m letting go…
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Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u
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I’d climd the highest mountain.I’d swim the ocean blue I’d do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.
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Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.
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U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
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i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
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I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!
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True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!
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Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
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Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.
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There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
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i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite
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Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart
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Make yourself a better person and know who you are
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Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters, the former makes its exit.-Alexandre Dumas
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Push down if you miss me… that is sweet of you …… Very sweet indeed …. You can stop now ….. You really miss me, hé …. me too xxx
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Real love is the history of enormous patience.
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that you have choices.
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then you’ll never forget them.
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think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see.
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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey
jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .

If I received anickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have fivecents.

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt
up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that
ass.

Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my
friend?

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie
up for the night?

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

If I could be anything, I’d love to be your bathwater.

Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, lets talk”

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were
with me.

You’re good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a
perfect square?

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you
will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you’ll never have multiple orgasm again!

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word … MOI!!

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn’t have if you didn’t have a computer.

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

There are three girls in the sixth grade … A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ………… The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!

HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

Bigamy…………..What is the penalty for bigamy?
…………… Two mothers-in-law !

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. “yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.”

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad
luck ? “Of course, why would Friday be an exception?”

A girl phoned me the other day and said…Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw.

You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I’ll do it your way

No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t
care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!

Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

You got STYLE… You got SEX-APPEAL… You got the BRAINS… and you sure as hell got the BODY….WAIT!!!!!…SORRY….wrong number

Do you think I can live for another fourty years? … Do you drink? … No! … Do you smoke? … No! … Do you visit the whores? … No! ……. Why do you want to live another fourty years?

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

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