Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
“W”ant
“O”ne
“M”an for
“E”very
“N”ight
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai
Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai
choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?
Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..
Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…
Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.
Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P
Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?
A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms
Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
have…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
will be dry …
sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily
Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao…
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.
Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi
4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
Aurat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
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Hello ,
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meri har baat teri har wo raat se aachi hogi,
meri har baat teri har wo baat se acchi hogi,
doli se sar nikalkar dekhna,
meri aarthi tere barat se acchi hogi
GANESH…….(((())))
these are good and sexy.
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Aandon Ne Kaha Loron Say Ham Apni BhI Union Banayen Gay, Bohet Ho Gye Bhen CHudaye Ab ham Bhi Andar Jayen Gay
woh tatte bhi kya tatte hote hain, Jo khoade lund ke neeche sote hain. Sala lund to andar maze lene chala jaata hai, Yeh choot pe sar patak-patak ke rote hain!
MALANG BABA:
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BOY:
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ek college ka girls & boys ka group piknik per bus se ja raha tha waha antakschadi ki do teem bani girs & boys ki.
girls: hum tumhe hara ke dikhayege
boys; lo hum har gaye aab dekhaoo
sali jija se: jija ji 500 rupee do agle hafte doungi..
jija: 1500 rupee le lo per abhi de do
Don…………..Don….
Don…..Jab Karina Ne DON ki Pent Utari Tab Jake Pata Chala ke don ka itna chota hei ke “DON KO PAKARNA MUSKIL NAHI NA MUMKIN HAI…………
girl mom se: mom ladke jaha se aapna lund dalte hai bacha wahi se nikalta hai kya
mom: yes
girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
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One paki having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>
Indian : “saria (rod) hai? ”
Paki : “hai.”>
Indian : “gand me dal de”
…and the Indian disconnected the call.Again on the
next day paki got a call….
Same Indian : “saria hai ?”
Paki (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
Indian : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
….and the indian disconnected the call. On the
third day again paki got the call from the same Indian
Indian : “saria hai?”
Paki (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
Indian : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
…..and indian disconnects the call
i love these type of messages
Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon
Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon
Par jab aap ka SMS nahi milta to
Dil karta hai aap ki Gaand Phaar doon
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Ye Dil Mange Mor
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dor kahhin ik basti
jhan sari randiyan hasti thi
jitna chodo itna hasti thi
app indian bhi bhhot hasty ho
kya tum sab wahin par basty ho
Boy’s Last wish:
mujhe jala dyna ya dafna dyna
marte samey 1 ghoont beer pila dyna
mein taj mehal nhi mangta yaroo
bus meyri qabar par 1 girls hostel bana dyna
Arz kya hay :
khuda bachaye in haseeno sy
in mehjabeno sy
in nazneenosy
magar in haseeno ko kon bachaye ga?
hum jysy kamino sy
its very funny & sexy
vo chale gaye hamari kabr par moot ke
isi bahane darshan ho gaye choot ke
2 eyes are best friend.
both blinks together,
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but if they see a girl only one eye blinks
moral- a girl can break any relationship
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us din ki baat yaad karo jis din baag me soyi thi
mai khishak khishak kar choda tha
tum sisak sisak kar royi thi
Mat Dekh Gandi Nazar Se , yun Tatti ke Gatar ko…
Wahan Bhi hasinaaon ke Bal Khaaye Lende Pade hote hain…
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Y a Allah, Ye Kya Ho Gaya,
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pamper change kerdo……
bahot khub bahot achhi shayari he
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Lund tum jhuko nahin.
Chut charmara uthe,
Jhaant kasmasa uthe.
Agni sa dhadak-2,
Chut me sarak-2.
Jab tak chut phate nahin,
tab tak lund hate nahin.
Chut ko tu phaad de,
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Lund tum mahaan ho,
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kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali,
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warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte..
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bye sweety
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bra utar ke bed par soli,
ghagra utar ke penti kholi,
khol ke panti mujhese boli ,
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utara phir us ne meri shalwaar utaary phir us
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Mujrm:Janab Bacha khush hy or msg par rha hai,
Hoo! Ha! Ha!
kya hukam hy mery aaka?
boy: aik
khubsoorat larki lao.
jin:mere aaka main jin hon kanjar nahi.
(”,) Aey! Kya
Bolti Tu?
_/?_
(.”)/ Ay! Kia may
<(( Bolon?
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(”,)
Sun!
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(.”)/
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mere Lun pae Char or kia?hehehehe
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my id
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For any cute SMS pls send me
My Cell is 09825216380
-SUHAG RAT- WIFE:
Pechay Nahi Aage daltay hain
Husband:
Tumhen Kese pta?
WIFE:
Mera dost mere Age dalta tha
Husband:
Tu chup kar,
Mera dost mere peche dalta tha
Girl:
Dr Mere BooBz bohat Chote hai
Kuch Karo
Dr:
Roz Aana Hoga inko Choos Choos k bara kardunga
Girl:OK
Husband ko B laongi
Unki Lulli B Bohat Choti Hai!!;-)
MoM 2 KiD: Jo bAche AnGuThA chosTe hy unkA PAiT PhooL JATA hy…
1 Din bAche ne ek PreGnAnT lADy ko dekhA or kAhA:
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Muu ko apnay mor kar tatoo pe rakh ke sar.
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Teacher:Love kia hay?
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Raat Ki Tanhai Mein…
Haath Underwear Ki Gehrai Me…
Kuch Mehsus Sa Hota Hai…
Mat Sataoo Usko Kiyun Kay…
PAPPU Kabhi Kabhi Sota Hai…
Judge: Y u wan2 divorce ur wife?
Husband:Main iss aurat sy khush nian hn.
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my id 
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Pagal hèn vo log jo issè muth kehte hèn
Yè to vo ansu hèn jo choot ki yaad me behte hain.
2 Girls Talking
1st:”Pehle Usne Mere Boobs Sehlaye Phir Nipples Ko Chusa
Phir Lun Hath Mai Rakh Dia”
2nd:Phir?
1st:”Rehne De Sms Parhne Wala Muth Marne Lagega”
Larky waLy Larki waLo sy Larki ka hath kab mangty hain?
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Jab Larky ka hath thak jata hai
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Sardar ki khawb mein kisi ne bund mari
Suba sardar ne apna Bank Acount close karwa diya
Q.K?
Q k Bank me likha tha
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B( . )( . )B’s
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Salesman: ye 60 ki
Girl: or sasti
Ye 30 ki
Or sasti
Ye 20 ki
Girl: or sasti
Chotu! in ko 2 BOTTEL k DHAKKAN or SUTLI De Do.
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Ye car kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe car per bohot door le gai,sab kaprre uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne car le li,kaprro ka mai kya karta…..!
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Biwi nay pathan say kaha jab say hamari shadi hui hay tum pechay say kertay ho.Agay say bhi karo na.pathan bola toba toba na aaj tak zinah kiya hay na karay ga.
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Kash Bandook ki koi Dukan hoti,
Agar Hamain uski pehchan hoti,
Bhar detay apki Gaand ko Golion se,
Agar hamari “POLICE” Main Jan-Pehchan hoti .
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A Sexy Girl goes to school 4 job.
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology & physiology?
Girl: No,I can Only teach ”DALO G…” & ”NIKALO G…
rply
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A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 de traffic rules near de college campus.
He write:
“Drive carefully! Don’t kill da students, wait 4 da teachers”
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Kid Noukrani se Rat ko tm mere Papa ki nono ko mouh me le kr andr bahir Q kr rhi thi?
Noukrani Confused
Wo na
mei tmhari Mama k liye usey saf kar rahi thi
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Ekbar Exam me Question tha,
“Challenge kise Kehte Hai?”
Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor kar Last Page par Likha,
“Apne Baap ki Aulad hai to Pass kar k Dikha!!
Sardar: Kal main ny apni wife di yaad bhulan vaaste sharab di bottle da sahara litta.
Friend: Te fir ki hoya?
Sardar: Bhai jee lulli bottle wich phas gayi..
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Sardar: kal raat teen ghante ek english film dekhi. usme na koi scenes the, na awwaz..
frnd: film ka naam kya tha.?
Sardar:no disc insrted ;->
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Pathan radio le k toilet gya. Dost: aaj to maze se ki hogi? Pathan: khaak maze se ki, radio pe PAK Sar Zameen aa gaya to khare khare kerni pari !
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Sardar ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gye…
Gaon walon se pucha,
“Yahan koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheez Hai Kya?”
Gaonwale Bole: “Nahi babu,
Ek he thi woh aap le gaye……..
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Police: Tumhien kal
subah 5 bajey
phansi di jaye gi.
Sardar: HA HA HA!
Police: Q has rayeh ho?
Sardar: Main to subah 8 bajey uthta hoon!!
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Sardar on phone: “Maa kush khabri hai”
Maa:”Bol beta”
Sardar:”Hum 2 say 3 ho gayeh”
Maa:”Mubarak ho beta huwa ya beti”
Sardar:”Meri biwi nay dusri shaadi kar li
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MY yahoo id blue.eyez_red_lips@yahoo.com
my id..bye bye see you soon 
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Na gul se na gulshan se gulfam bhaija hai
sitaron ne aasman se salam bhaija hai
mubarik ho aap ko eid ki khushian
hum ne teh dil se yeh paigham bhaija hai
Yaad kar k tuje hum eid ki raat
hum bi janan!udas rehte hain
rabta tuj se dil ka aisa hai
door reh kar pas rehte hain
my id imranmemon86@yahoo.com
Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
ek chouri chahiye
Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
ek chouri chahiye
Inspector saaaaaab, shahar me ek ne mere breast pakde,
ek ne meri gand mari, ek ne choda, ek ne chooma.ek ne…
Insp: Bus kar F.I.R. likha rahi hai ya Mera khada kar rahi hai?
mailme.mastraj@rediffmail.com
mailme any sexy lady
mailme any sexy lady
mailme.mastraj@rediffmail.com
I like sexy SMS and have interest to make friends online, so cuty and sexy girls may apply to have friendship with me. Love to all cuty…….
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Ek ladaki ki Bra ki zip khuli dekhkar ek ladake ne kaha madam apane Taj Mahal ka darwaja band kar lo kyonki Usko Dekhakar idhar humara Kutub Minar hill raha hai.
hey, gyes i am sweet sixteen girl plz send me what 2 do at first sex i am trying with somone if you suggest me well you can be the nextone… plz send me sexy sms on 97719841358760
i m hottest gye of kathmandu plz call me 9779803594683
any biy want ot sex
Hi girls i m 22 male shubh .if u wants to taste the real sex.i can satisfie u on phone my no. Is +919889574297
hi all girls. i am mehul.
i am 20male.
talk with me i teach you real sex.
my nu. is 09913004333
ek bury khabar hai sarkar sex par tax lagane wali hai, chute marane walo ko 80% tax, boobs dabane walo ko 50%, kiss karane walo ko 25% tax bhrana padega, magar lund hilano walo ko tax free kar diya hai isliye ab sirf hila hila kar kam chalana padega.
I love sexy SMS and cut girls if any body interested to do friendship with me can send me mail.
Madarchod Sub Ladkiya Mar gayi Kya
Koi bhi sexy ladki call karna chahe to puri chut hain
+91 9828512700
he= pura ander giya
she=yes
he=derd hua
she=haaaaaaaaaan
he=fit hay
she=perfect
he=r u comfortable
she=zaberdast
he=aray madam ko ye sandle pack ker do
photo_prince@yahoo.co.in(+923332107483)
Cham Chamati Chandni Mey Cham Chamana Chute Ka, Aasiyaana Chute Ka Aur Maikhana Bhi Chute Ka,
Aur Chute Sey Nikla Diwana, Phir Bhi Diwana Chute Ka,
Phele Tow Na Jati Thi Ek Cycle Bhi Chute Mey, Ab Chali Jati Hai Puri Motor Cycle Bhi Chute Mey, Baade Baade Vakil Karte Hai Pairvi Bhi Chute Ki, Isliye Sarkar Laga Rahi Hai Seel Sabki Chute Mey…..
HEY! NIce jokes…..
if u’ll intrested……..
any sexy grl want 2 do SEXCHAT wid mE?…..
my ID iS …………i’ll telll u l8r
Hey! Nice sexy jokes……..
If someone wanna have fun and chat with me…
my id is ………. kishti35@yahoo.com.
Am from Mauritius aur moujhe bahoot maza aya in sabhi jokes to dekh kar.
Jo bhi larki hamein likhena chahate hain to kar sakte hain meri id par.
Thanks
boy: girls rukhsati k tym que roti hai?
Girl: abey chutiye tujhay pata ho k ghar se door le ja k koi app ki gand marega tu kya tum dance karoo gay
that’s my #03325542306
Local cute girl may call me over 9826118155
Wife :- Ek baat kahoon .. maroge to nahi ?
Hsbnd:- Batao.
Wife :- Pregnant hoon,
Hsbnd:- Ye to khushi ki baat hai main kyon marunga.
Wife:- Shaddi se pehele pitaji ko bataya tha to khoop mara tha.
send my chodai ka sms bheje bgvan aap ka bhla krega
chamak chandni chaand ki, cham chamana chut ka.
agar hai diwana chut ka, to jao jaapan jaha karkhana chut ka,
Girl comes late;
Boy:
chaand taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai.
Girl:
maa ki chut ka na de vaasta,
kholti hoo bra aa kar le naasta
wife-sunoji, kutte ko kaisa pata chalta hai ki kutiya ka mann kar rha hai ?
Hsbnd- soongh kar.
wife- to bahen ke lund tujhe jukaaam hai kya?
What is confidence?
One day ten boys decided to propose a girl….
9 boys came with roses…
one boy came with a condom. Thats confidence…..
when your life is in the darkness. Pray 2 God and ask him 2 free you from darkness. Even after your pray if u r still in the darkness pls pay the electricity bill…….
Plz send me more funy and more sms in this no.
09993561100
Avi
good sms i want more sms of this kind please send to me my no. 9329072990 girls can also send friendship sms i want to make girls friends samajh gaye na……………………………………………………………………
Wish karo sab kkuch milege…sms at +91 9896443345 or +91 9992399065
walla it’s a great joy time to me to bang on all that. hop i’ll get more soon. my mail id’s jaktar@saudioger.com
Jeo news
1 Boy: Pehle larke chodne ke liye koi jaga dohdni parti thi, ab to sare aam gari me batha leta hoon. Jeo Mussharaf.
2 Boy: Pehle Condom 1 Rs ka tha. Ab 7 ka hogai ha.
Jene do Mussharaf.
agar koi dosti karna chaye to cell 03078919824
QismaT ki chooT me ..
LoRa nasib ka ,,
HaR saaL bacha ,,
Fail Hota hai ,,
GhareeB ka ….
teacher ;- why BUFFELO looks nervous after giving milk
student ;- madam ! someone press ur BOOBS for one hour & don’t FUCK……. how do u feel ???
send me sms +919414463757
Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo , Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare , Jab pyar ap se pyar kare , To pyar se itna pyar karo k pyar kisi or se pyar na kare !!!
Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo , Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare , Jab pyar ap se pyar kare , To pyar se itna pyar karo k pyar kisi or se pyar na kare !!!
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agar koi dost gud shayari & funny sms share karna chahe to is number per karen it’s my number 00923325501663
Kabhi jo hum nahi honge , Kaho kis ko batao ge , Woh apni uljhane sari , Woh becheni me doobe pal , Woh ankhon me chupe ansoo , Kise phir tum dikhao ge , Bohat bechen hoge tum , Bohat tanha rah jao ge , Bohat chaho ge phir bhi tum , Hume na dhoond pao ge , Kabhi jo hum nahi honge , Kaho kis ko batao ge !!..
1 Shaks pas rah ker samjha nahi mujhe , Is baat ka malaal ha shikwa nahi mujhe , Me is ko bewafai ka ilzaam kese doon , Us ne to ibteda se he chaha nahi mujhe , Pathar samajh kar paoon ki thoker per rakh diya , Afsos teri ankh ne parkha nahi mujhe , Akhir kaar mujhko to jana tha ay ajnabi , Acha hoa k toone roka nahi mujhe !!..
Tumhari yadon k zakham jab bharne lagte hen , Kisi bahane se tumhen yaad karne lagte hen , Bhoolne ki koshish jari ha lekin , Yaad karne k bahane milne lagte hen , Dosti, Mohabbat bematlab he sahi , Zindagi me iski kami mahsoos karne lagte hen , Zindagi udasi ka doosra name sahi , Khushyo ki rah hum aj bhi takte hen , Tumne wada to nahi kya mujh se milne ka , Hum phir bhi ek aas kyoo dil me rakhte hen , Bas kisi bahane se tumhen yaad karne lagte hen!!..
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share gud sms & shayari in this number 00923325501663
Bhale hi toote mera dil tumse magar pyar aj bhi hai,
Tere liye mere dil mein woh bahar aaj bhi hai,
Jis raah chal diye tum mera saath chor kar,
Ushi rah mein tere ashique kA mazaar aaj bhi hai..!!
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share gud shayari & sms … it’s my number: 00923325501663
MOHABBAT OR ASHAQUI ME HEN MAJBOORIYAN HAZAR,
MOHABBAT TO HO JAISE KOI MAJBOORI KA BAZAR,
MOHABBAT KI CHAH WALE MAJBOORI KHARIDA KARTE HEN,
APNE HI AMAN CHAIN SE, DOORI KHARIDA KARTE HAIN..!!
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share gud shayari & sms.. it’s my number: 00923325501663
these are vey sexy SMS, really its very nice……..
One Indian having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>
Paki : “saria (rod) hai? ”
Indian : “hai.”>
Paki : “gand me dal de”
…and the Paki disconnected the call.Again on the
next day Indian got a call….
Same Paki : “saria hai ?”
Indian (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
Paki : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
….and the Paki disconnected the call. On the
third day again Indian got the call from the same Paki
Paki : “saria hai?”
Indian (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
Paki : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
…..and Paki disconnects the call
SMS some real gudstuff, my cell +923333662055
Dear Rajkumar Meerwal:
I’m from Pakistan, your Joke is very gud but you involve our countries, i think you want to prove something but dear brother, we all have to respect eachother, please don’t get personel.
Just to calculate your own feelings by your joke submitted invertly, isn’t that hurting, i just want to convey.
kind regards
Aamir Xaffar Siddiqi
Very nice Jokes ,I am 23 years hot man,
any sexi girl mail me (dinusuman_love@hotmail.com)
you all can mail me.funny jokes
Thanks
•Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki….
“Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
( charu_2sx@yahoo.co.in)
PATI =apne ghar pahucha aur patni se kahta hai janu chai bnao na.
PATNI = aaj to billi sara dhudh pi gai hai
PATI= kitni bar kaha hai bra pahn kar soya kro.
tamanna tum bhi rakhtiho tamanna main bhi rakhta hon fark itna hai ki main lamba rakhta hon tum chapta rakhti ho
ALL SMS ARE VERY FUNNY.
EK SARDAR SEX KARATE KARATE THAK KAR BOLA AB BALANCE KHATM HO GAYA RECHARGE KARANA PADEGA. VAHI PASS ME LETA USAKA MUNNA CHADDI NIKALKAR BOLA : CHHOTA RECHARGE CHALEGA KYA ?
ANY SEXY LADY WANNA CHAT OR SMS CONTACT ON EMAIL.
The saddest part of a man’s body
is his balls (tatte).
Bcoz the lord almighty
sentenced them to:
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“HANG TILL DEATH”
6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy :-
“dude i found a condom in the balcony”
4 year old boy :-
“what’s a balcony ?????”
Heyyyy plz post ur response
all sms are good and sexy. i like these messages.
suhag rat ko patni ne pati se aaj mera upwas hai
pati bola mere lund per kya aata laga hai jo tera upwas toot jayega
aapke jokes ka jawab nahin