Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
“W”ant
“O”ne
“M”an for
“E”very
“N”ight
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai
Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai
choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?
Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..
Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…
Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.
Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega
Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?
A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms
Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
have…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
will be dry …
sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily
Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao…
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.
Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi
4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
Aurat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
hello
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Samne Khadi hai Ek Taxi, Usme Bethi Hai ek Sexy, Uski Utaro Maxi, Daldo Apni Pepsi,Kyuki Ye Pyase hai Badi..
Hello ,
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meri har baat teri har wo raat se aachi hogi,
meri har baat teri har wo baat se acchi hogi,
doli se sar nikalkar dekhna,
meri aarthi tere barat se acchi hogi
GANESH…….(((())))
these are good and sexy.
Hai Ravi, I love you and want to have a coffe with you immediately. Please come Na.
Aandon Ne Kaha Loron Say Ham Apni BhI Union Banayen Gay, Bohet Ho Gye Bhen CHudaye Ab ham Bhi Andar Jayen Gay
woh tatte bhi kya tatte hote hain, Jo khoade lund ke neeche sote hain. Sala lund to andar maze lene chala jaata hai, Yeh choot pe sar patak-patak ke rote hain!
MALANG BABA:
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BOY:
Babaji Phir ye LORA bhi aaphi rakhlo…Bhang Kootne ke Kaam aayega
hair oil ke add me oil dekhate hai,tea ke add me tea leaf dekhate hai police ke add me police dekhate hai per wisper ke add me kuch nahi dekhate …… jago grahak jago………
ek college ka girls & boys ka group piknik per bus se ja raha tha waha antakschadi ki do teem bani girs & boys ki.
girls: hum tumhe hara ke dikhayege
boys; lo hum har gaye aab dekhaoo
sali jija se: jija ji 500 rupee do agle hafte doungi..
jija: 1500 rupee le lo per abhi de do
Don…………..Don….
Don…..Jab Karina Ne DON ki Pent Utari Tab Jake Pata Chala ke don ka itna chota hei ke “DON KO PAKARNA MUSKIL NAHI NA MUMKIN HAI…………
girl mom se: mom ladke jaha se aapna lund dalte hai bacha wahi se nikalta hai kya
mom: yes
girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
One paki having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>
Indian : “saria (rod) hai? ”
Paki : “hai.”>
Indian : “gand me dal de”
…and the Indian disconnected the call.Again on the
next day paki got a call….
Same Indian : “saria hai ?”
Paki (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
Indian : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
….and the indian disconnected the call. On the
third day again paki got the call from the same Indian
Indian : “saria hai?”
Paki (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
Indian : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
…..and indian disconnects the call
i love these type of messages
Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon
Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon
Par jab aap ka SMS nahi milta to
Dil karta hai aap ki Gaand Phaar doon
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Ye Dil Mange Mor
dur gawn me ek gasti thi
uski gaand me bari masti thi jitna dalo utna hasti thi
ap kyo itna haste ho
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these sms r very very sexy n funny
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dor kahhin ik basti
jhan sari randiyan hasti thi
jitna chodo itna hasti thi
app indian bhi bhhot hasty ho
kya tum sab wahin par basty ho
Boy’s Last wish:
mujhe jala dyna ya dafna dyna
marte samey 1 ghoont beer pila dyna
mein taj mehal nhi mangta yaroo
bus meyri qabar par 1 girls hostel bana dyna
Arz kya hay :
khuda bachaye in haseeno sy
in mehjabeno sy
in nazneenosy
magar in haseeno ko kon bachaye ga?
hum jysy kamino sy
its very funny & sexy
vo chale gaye hamari kabr par moot ke
isi bahane darshan ho gaye choot ke
2 eyes are best friend.
both blinks together,
moves,cries,sees,sleep together.
but if they see a girl only one eye blinks
moral- a girl can break any relationship
Be aware from girls
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bhahar khadi ek taxi ,usme bathi ek sexy,sexy pehne maxi, uski utaro maxi dalo aapni pepsi kyo ki ye pyaas hai baadi………
us din ki baat yaad karo jis din baag me soyi thi
mai khishak khishak kar choda tha
tum sisak sisak kar royi thi
Mat Dekh Gandi Nazar Se , yun Tatti ke Gatar ko…
Wahan Bhi hasinaaon ke Bal Khaaye Lende Pade hote hain…
Qutub Minar ko dekh kar Kabir ne farmaya….Qutub Minar ko dekh kar Kabir ne farmaya….
Dharti maa to aurat thi, phir lauda kahan se aaya…
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Tirchi Nazar Se DekhThi Hai,
Kya Maar Dali Gi,
Ye Do Inch Ki Chut Mei,
Kya Aachar Dali Gi.
Y a Allah, Ye Kya Ho Gaya,
Abi Abi Kar Ke Aaya,
Phir Se Khada Ho Gaya.
Woh Aaye Meri Kabar Pe,
Mut Ke Chali Gaye.
Ye Tho Ek Bahana Tha,
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Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimo,
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Peeche Mud Kar Dekho Kamino,
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pamper change kerdo……
bahot khub bahot achhi shayari he
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Lund jab prachand ho
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Gaand ka pahad ho.
Lund tum ruko nahin ,
Lund tum jhuko nahin.
Chut charmara uthe,
Jhaant kasmasa uthe.
Agni sa dhadak-2,
Chut me sarak-2.
Jab tak chut phate nahin,
tab tak lund hate nahin.
Chut ko tu phaad de,
Uske andar jhaad de.
Lund tum mahaan ho,
Sarv shaktimaan ho.
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kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali,
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warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte..
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bye sweety
gawan ki gori badi hi bholi ,
bra utar ke bed par soli,
ghagra utar ke penti kholi,
khol ke panti mujhese boli ,
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ik larki rap ke bd police ke pass gai or kehne lagy
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utara phir us ne meri shalwaar utaary phir us
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Sardar: Doctor gand mae dard hai.
Dr.: Main hath Dalta ho batana kahan hai.
Sardar: Andar aur andar,aur andar..han..yahin.
Dr.: Bhosri k tera to gala kharab hai
HUSBAND: Darling, mujhe neend nahi aarahi, thora sa Sex hojae?
WIFE: Madarchod, meri chut mein kya neend ki goliyaan bhari hui hain…??
Miss.Main jab narem hoti hon to bahut narem or jab sakht hoti hon to bahot sakht .Bacha masomeiat se .@phir to ap meri lulli ki tarah hain
PoLic Mujrm se:Bache ki Gand Q mari?
Mujrm:Janab garmi ho gai thi or bacha khubsurt tha, Polic:Bacha kahan hai?
Mujrm:Janab Bacha khush hy or msg par rha hai,
Hoo! Ha! Ha!
kya hukam hy mery aaka?
boy: aik
khubsoorat larki lao.
jin:mere aaka main jin hon kanjar nahi.