11AugCrazy Funny Sexy SMS Messages !

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker

1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat

Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
“W”ant
“O”ne
“M”an for
“E”very
“N”ight

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai

choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?

Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.

all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…

Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.

Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?

A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
have…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
will be dry …

sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily

Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao…

Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.

Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi

4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Aurat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE


  1. 1 farhan03 Jan 2007

    hello

  2. 2 omair25 Jan 2007

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  3. 3 DHARMESH RAJGOR02 Feb 2007

    Samne Khadi hai Ek Taxi, Usme Bethi Hai ek Sexy, Uski Utaro Maxi, Daldo Apni Pepsi,Kyuki Ye Pyase hai Badi..

  4. 4 praveen08 Feb 2007

    Hello ,
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  5. 5 benjy23 Mar 2007

    you rock

  6. 6 GANESH23 Mar 2007

    meri har baat teri har wo raat se aachi hogi,
    meri har baat teri har wo baat se acchi hogi,
    doli se sar nikalkar dekhna,
    meri aarthi tere barat se acchi hogi

    GANESH…….(((())))

  7. 7 Himanshi28 Mar 2007

    these are good and sexy.

  8. 8 Himanshi Bhattacharya28 Mar 2007

    Hai Ravi, I love you and want to have a coffe with you immediately. Please come Na.

  9. 9 ezzatdaar28 Mar 2007

    Aandon Ne Kaha Loron Say Ham Apni BhI Union Banayen Gay, Bohet Ho Gye Bhen CHudaye Ab ham Bhi Andar Jayen Gay

  10. 10 ezzatdaar28 Mar 2007

    woh tatte bhi kya tatte hote hain, Jo khoade lund ke neeche sote hain. Sala lund to andar maze lene chala jaata hai, Yeh choot pe sar patak-patak ke rote hain!

  11. 11 Sikander11 Apr 2007

    MALANG BABA:
    baita hamesha apni se bari ko Maa….Choti ko Beti….aur Barabar Wali ko Behan maano……
    BOY:
    Babaji Phir ye LORA bhi aaphi rakhlo…Bhang Kootne ke Kaam aayega :P

  12. 12 neeraj patel20 Apr 2007

    hair oil ke add me oil dekhate hai,tea ke add me tea leaf dekhate hai police ke add me police dekhate hai per wisper ke add me kuch nahi dekhate …… jago grahak jago………

  13. 13 neeraj patel26 Apr 2007

    ek college ka girls & boys ka group piknik per bus se ja raha tha waha antakschadi ki do teem bani girs & boys ki.
    girls: hum tumhe hara ke dikhayege
    boys; lo hum har gaye aab dekhaoo

  14. 14 neeraj patel26 Apr 2007

    sali jija se: jija ji 500 rupee do agle hafte doungi..
    jija: 1500 rupee le lo per abhi de do

  15. 15 D#@/\/\uu Rajgor From Bhuj Kutch Gujarat.04 May 2007

    Don…………..Don….

    Don…..Jab Karina Ne DON ki Pent Utari Tab Jake Pata Chala ke don ka itna chota hei ke “DON KO PAKARNA MUSKIL NAHI NA MUMKIN HAI…………

  16. 16 neeraj patel07 May 2007

    girl mom se: mom ladke jaha se aapna lund dalte hai bacha wahi se nikalta hai kya
    mom: yes
    girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega

  17. 17 surbhi11 May 2007

    Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
    Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
    Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
    Boy : Aur lo gee.
    Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

  18. 18 Rajkumar Meerwal30 May 2007

    One paki having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

    Indian : “saria (rod) hai? ”
    Paki : “hai.”>
    Indian : “gand me dal de”
    …and the Indian disconnected the call.Again on the
    next day paki got a call….

    Same Indian : “saria hai ?”
    Paki (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
    Indian : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
    ….and the indian disconnected the call. On the
    third day again paki got the call from the same Indian

    Indian : “saria hai?”
    Paki (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
    Indian : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
    …..and indian disconnects the call

  19. 19 Awais10 Jun 2007

    i love these type of messages

  20. 20 Papu10 Jun 2007

    Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon
    Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon
    Par jab aap ka SMS nahi milta to
    Dil karta hai aap ki Gaand Phaar doon

  21. 21 Anna Bahi11 Jun 2007

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  23. 23 Imran05 Jul 2007

    these sms r very very sexy n funny

  24. 24 ayush07 Jul 2007

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  25. 25 Shawn20 Jul 2007

    dor kahhin ik basti
    jhan sari randiyan hasti thi
    jitna chodo itna hasti thi
    app indian bhi bhhot hasty ho
    kya tum sab wahin par basty ho

  26. 26 Shawn20 Jul 2007

    Boy’s Last wish:

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    marte samey 1 ghoont beer pila dyna
    mein taj mehal nhi mangta yaroo
    bus meyri qabar par 1 girls hostel bana dyna

  27. 27 Shawn20 Jul 2007

    Arz kya hay :

    khuda bachaye in haseeno sy
    in mehjabeno sy
    in nazneenosy
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    hum jysy kamino sy

  28. 28 rojwish29 Jul 2007

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  29. 29 rugal31 Jul 2007

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  30. 30 prem Rai03 Aug 2007

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    Be aware from girls

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  32. 32 Mohsin14 Aug 2007

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  33. 33 Mohsin shaikh14 Aug 2007

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  35. 35 neeraj patel21 Aug 2007

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  36. 36 nirmal31 Aug 2007

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  37. 37 Johny01 Sep 2007

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  38. 38 Farooq04 Sep 2007

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  41. 41 Roshan12 Sep 2007

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  42. 42 Roshan12 Sep 2007

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  43. 43 Roshan12 Sep 2007

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  66. 66 imran21 Oct 2007

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  70. 70 Prem04 Nov 2007

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  85. 85 imran18 Nov 2007

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  87. 87 imran18 Nov 2007

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  88. 88 imran18 Nov 2007

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  89. 89 imran18 Nov 2007

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  101. 101 ayzi30 Nov 2007

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  102. 102 ayzi30 Nov 2007

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  103. 103 ayzi30 Nov 2007

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  104. 104 ayzi30 Nov 2007

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    Mujrm:Janab Bacha khush hy or msg par rha hai,

  105. 105 ayzi30 Nov 2007

    Hoo! Ha! Ha!

    kya hukam hy mery aaka?

    boy: aik
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    jin:mere aaka main jin hon kanjar nahi.

  106. 106 ayzi30 Nov 2007

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    _/?_

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    <(( Bolon?
    _/?_

    (”,)
    Sun!
    _/?_

    (.”)/
    <((
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  107. 107 ayzi30 Nov 2007
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  112. 112 Sanjay puri05 Dec 2007

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  113. 113 Sanjay puri05 Dec 2007

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  114. 114 Ashwin Bharani07 Dec 2007

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    For any cute SMS pls send me
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  115. 115 ayzi07 Dec 2007

    -SUHAG RAT- WIFE:
    Pechay Nahi Aage daltay hain
    Husband:
    Tumhen Kese pta?
    WIFE:
    Mera dost mere Age dalta tha
    Husband:
    Tu chup kar,
    Mera dost mere peche dalta tha

  116. 116 ayzi07 Dec 2007

    Girl:
    Dr Mere BooBz bohat Chote hai
    Kuch Karo

    Dr:
    Roz Aana Hoga inko Choos Choos k bara kardunga

    Girl:OK
    Husband ko B laongi
    Unki Lulli B Bohat Choti Hai!!;-)

  117. 117 ayzi07 Dec 2007

    MoM 2 KiD: Jo bAche AnGuThA chosTe hy unkA PAiT PhooL JATA hy…

    1 Din bAche ne ek PreGnAnT lADy ko dekhA or kAhA:
    MuJhe PATA hy TuM kyA “choosTi” hoo….

  118. 118 ayzi07 Dec 2007

    Ik din soo raha tha mera lund bekhabar.
    Muu ko apnay mor kar tatoo pe rakh ke sar.
    Itnai mai hi udhar se howa ik choot ka guzar.
    Aahaat jo suni lund ne dekha uthha k sar.
    Woh bola choot se jati hai kidhar.
    Choot boli aye lund to muje kya chodeyga andar jatay hi do jhaatkon mai roo dega.

  119. 119 ayzi07 Dec 2007

    Teacher:Love kia hay?
    Student:Sir,”L”ko pakar ke “O”ko daba k “V”main daal ke jab”E”ki awaaz niklay to usay “LOVE”kehtay hain…….

  120. 120 ayzi07 Dec 2007

    Raat Ki Tanhai Mein…

    Haath Underwear Ki Gehrai Me…

    Kuch Mehsus Sa Hota Hai…

    Mat Sataoo Usko Kiyun Kay…

    PAPPU Kabhi Kabhi Sota Hai…

  121. 121 ayzi07 Dec 2007

    Judge: Y u wan2 divorce ur wife?
    Husband:Main iss aurat sy khush nian hn.
    Judge(2 wife):is it correct?
    Wife: Sara mahala khush hai bus isse kanjar ko taklif hai

  122. 122 ayzi07 Dec 2007
  123. 123 vipin10 Dec 2007

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  124. 124 ayzi10 Dec 2007

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    ;c(,,,)¡ )
    ,’,”, l /

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    Yè to vo ansu hèn jo choot ki yaad me behte hain.

  125. 125 ayzi10 Dec 2007

    2 Girls Talking
    1st:”Pehle Usne Mere Boobs Sehlaye Phir Nipples Ko Chusa
    Phir Lun Hath Mai Rakh Dia”
    2nd:Phir?
    1st:”Rehne De Sms Parhne Wala Muth Marne Lagega”

  126. 126 ayzi10 Dec 2007

    Larky waLy Larki waLo sy Larki ka hath kab mangty hain?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Jab Larky ka hath thak jata hai

    / /l (
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  127. 127 LYF SUX12 Dec 2007

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    LYF SUX

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    ************************************************************

    Sardar ki khawb mein kisi ne bund mari

    Suba sardar ne apna Bank Acount close karwa diya
    Q.K?

    Q k Bank me likha tha
    Hum aap k khwab ko haqiqat me badal den ge.

    ************************************************************

    Ek quiz me larki se pucha ”What iz the meaning of 3639 larki; itz a code word 3inch ka hole 6inch ka pole 3minute ka maza 9mahine ki saza.

  128. 128 Devraj13 Dec 2007

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  129. 129 Sameer15 Dec 2007

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  130. 130 khan16 Dec 2007

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  132. 132 Mast18 Dec 2007

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  133. 133 Mast18 Dec 2007

    Koi bhi sexy ladki call karna chahe to puri chut hain
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  134. 134 Mast18 Dec 2007

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  135. 135 ayzi19 Dec 2007

    Dekhiye SANIA MIRZA kay
    B( . )( . )B’s

    Mainne sirf DEKHNE ko kaha tha,
    Aap to DABATE he ja rahe ho…!

  136. 136 ayzi19 Dec 2007

    Wife:doctr ne mujhe 1mahenay k aram k liye forgn country jane ko kaha hy.Hm kahan jaye gay?Hbnd:dosry doc k pass.

  137. 137 ayzi19 Dec 2007

    Girl:ek sasti c breazer dena

    Salesman: ye 60 ki

    Girl: or sasti

    Ye 30 ki

    Or sasti

    Ye 20 ki

    Girl: or sasti

    Chotu! in ko 2 BOTTEL k DHAKKAN or SUTLI De Do.

  138. 138 ayzi19 Dec 2007

    Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

  139. 139 ayzi19 Dec 2007

    Khan sahab roz Heera Mandi se larki ke rates pata kr ke chale jate.Ek dost ne poocha to Khan sahab bole:Mein check karta hon k bivi mehngi to nahi par rhi !

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Ye car kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe car per bohot door le gai,sab kaprre uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne car le li,kaprro ka mai kya karta…..!

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Biwi nay pathan say kaha jab say hamari shadi hui hay tum pechay say kertay ho.Agay say bhi karo na.pathan bola toba toba na aaj tak zinah kiya hay na karay ga.

    …………………………………………..

    Kash Bandook ki koi Dukan hoti,

    Agar Hamain uski pehchan hoti,

    Bhar detay apki Gaand ko Golion se,

    Agar hamari “POLICE” Main Jan-Pehchan hoti .
    ……………….

    A Sexy Girl goes to school 4 job.
    Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology & physiology?
    Girl: No,I can Only teach ”DALO G…” & ”NIKALO G…
    rply

    ………………
    A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 de traffic rules near de college campus.
    He write:
    “Drive carefully! Don’t kill da students, wait 4 da teachers” :-) .
    ………….
    Kid Noukrani se Rat ko tm mere Papa ki nono ko mouh me le kr andr bahir Q kr rhi thi?

    Noukrani Confused

    Wo na
    mei tmhari Mama k liye usey saf kar rahi thi
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Ekbar Exam me Question tha,
    “Challenge kise Kehte Hai?”

    Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor kar Last Page par Likha,
    “Apne Baap ki Aulad hai to Pass kar k Dikha!!

  140. 140 ayzi19 Dec 2007

    Sardar: Kal main ny apni wife di yaad bhulan vaaste sharab di bottle da sahara litta.

    Friend: Te fir ki hoya?

    Sardar: Bhai jee lulli bottle wich phas gayi..

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Sardar: kal raat teen ghante ek english film dekhi. usme na koi scenes the, na awwaz..
    frnd: film ka naam kya tha.?
    Sardar:no disc insrted ;->
    ……….

    Pathan radio le k toilet gya. Dost: aaj to maze se ki hogi? Pathan: khaak maze se ki, radio pe PAK Sar Zameen aa gaya to khare khare kerni pari !

    ,,,,,,,,,,

    Sardar ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gye…
    Gaon walon se pucha,
    “Yahan koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheez Hai Kya?”
    Gaonwale Bole: “Nahi babu,
    Ek he thi woh aap le gaye……..

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Police: Tumhien kal
    subah 5 bajey
    phansi di jaye gi.

    Sardar: HA HA HA!

    Police: Q has rayeh ho?

    Sardar: Main to subah 8 bajey uthta hoon!!
    ,,,,,,,,,,

    Sardar on phone: “Maa kush khabri hai”
    Maa:”Bol beta”
    Sardar:”Hum 2 say 3 ho gayeh”
    Maa:”Mubarak ho beta huwa ya beti”
    Sardar:”Meri biwi nay dusri shaadi kar li
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    MY yahoo id blue.eyez_red_lips@yahoo.com ;) my id..bye bye see you soon :P

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  141. 141 imran yousuf memon (electronics)20 Dec 2007

    Na gul se na gulshan se gulfam bhaija hai
    sitaron ne aasman se salam bhaija hai
    mubarik ho aap ko eid ki khushian
    hum ne teh dil se yeh paigham bhaija hai

  142. 142 imran yousuf memon (electronics)20 Dec 2007

    Yaad kar k tuje hum eid ki raat
    hum bi janan!udas rehte hain
    rabta tuj se dil ka aisa hai
    door reh kar pas rehte hain

    my id imranmemon86@yahoo.com

  143. 143 raj21 Dec 2007

    Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
    18+ DINRAAT
    28+ ROZRAAT
    38+ JUMERAAT
    48+ CHANDRAAT
    58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
    ek chouri chahiye

  144. 144 raj21 Dec 2007

    Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
    18+ DINRAAT
    28+ ROZRAAT
    38+ JUMERAAT
    48+ CHANDRAAT
    58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
    ek chouri chahiye

  145. 145 raj21 Dec 2007

    Inspector saaaaaab, shahar me ek ne mere breast pakde,
    ek ne meri gand mari, ek ne choda, ek ne chooma.ek ne…
    Insp: Bus kar F.I.R. likha rahi hai ya Mera khada kar rahi hai?

    mailme.mastraj@rediffmail.com

  146. 146 raj21 Dec 2007

    mailme any sexy lady

  147. 147 raj21 Dec 2007

    mailme any sexy lady
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  148. 148 Rajveer singh21 Dec 2007

    I like sexy SMS and have interest to make friends online, so cuty and sexy girls may apply to have friendship with me. Love to all cuty…….
    ————————————————————————-

    Ek ladaki ki Bra ki zip khuli dekhkar ek ladake ne kaha madam apane Taj Mahal ka darwaja band kar lo kyonki Usko Dekhakar idhar humara Kutub Minar hill raha hai.

  149. 149 rabina24 Dec 2007

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  150. 150 roji24 Dec 2007

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  151. 151 ktm25 Dec 2007

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  153. 153 mehuldungrani30 Dec 2007

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  154. 154 Rajveer singh04 Jan 2008

    ek bury khabar hai sarkar sex par tax lagane wali hai, chute marane walo ko 80% tax, boobs dabane walo ko 50%, kiss karane walo ko 25% tax bhrana padega, magar lund hilano walo ko tax free kar diya hai isliye ab sirf hila hila kar kam chalana padega.

    I love sexy SMS and cut girls if any body interested to do friendship with me can send me mail.

  155. 155 Mast08 Jan 2008

    Madarchod Sub Ladkiya Mar gayi Kya
    Koi bhi sexy ladki call karna chahe to puri chut hain
    +91 9828512700

  156. 156 Rana12 Jan 2008

    he= pura ander giya
    she=yes
    he=derd hua
    she=haaaaaaaaaan
    he=fit hay
    she=perfect
    he=r u comfortable
    she=zaberdast
    he=aray madam ko ye sandle pack ker do

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  157. 157 Ajnabi12 Jan 2008

    Cham Chamati Chandni Mey Cham Chamana Chute Ka, Aasiyaana Chute Ka Aur Maikhana Bhi Chute Ka,
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  158. 158 ÐîŠ łš ĵŨѕ đά веςійїиĢ14 Jan 2008

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  159. 159 Aman17 Jan 2008

    Hey! Nice sexy jokes……..

    If someone wanna have fun and chat with me…

    my id is ………. kishti35@yahoo.com.

    Am from Mauritius aur moujhe bahoot maza aya in sabhi jokes to dekh kar.

    Jo bhi larki hamein likhena chahate hain to kar sakte hain meri id par.

    Thanks

  160. 160 Risalat17 Jan 2008

    boy: girls rukhsati k tym que roti hai?
    Girl: abey chutiye tujhay pata ho k ghar se door le ja k koi app ki gand marega tu kya tum dance karoo gay

  161. 161 Risalat17 Jan 2008

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  162. 162 Santosh18 Jan 2008

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  163. 163 yogesh18 Jan 2008

    Wife :- Ek baat kahoon .. maroge to nahi ?
    Hsbnd:- Batao.
    Wife :- Pregnant hoon,
    Hsbnd:- Ye to khushi ki baat hai main kyon marunga.
    Wife:- Shaddi se pehele pitaji ko bataya tha to khoop mara tha.

  164. 164 raj19 Jan 2008

    send my chodai ka sms bheje bgvan aap ka bhla krega

  165. 165 Vicky19 Jan 2008

    chamak chandni chaand ki, cham chamana chut ka.
    agar hai diwana chut ka, to jao jaapan jaha karkhana chut ka,

  166. 166 Vicky19 Jan 2008

    Girl comes late;
    Boy:
    chaand taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
    teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai.
    Girl:
    maa ki chut ka na de vaasta,
    kholti hoo bra aa kar le naasta

  167. 167 Vicky19 Jan 2008

    wife-sunoji, kutte ko kaisa pata chalta hai ki kutiya ka mann kar rha hai ?
    Hsbnd- soongh kar.
    wife- to bahen ke lund tujhe jukaaam hai kya?

  168. 168 vinay24 Jan 2008

    What is confidence?
    One day ten boys decided to propose a girl….
    9 boys came with roses…
    one boy came with a condom. Thats confidence…..

  169. 169 vinay24 Jan 2008

    when your life is in the darkness. Pray 2 God and ask him 2 free you from darkness. Even after your pray if u r still in the darkness pls pay the electricity bill…….

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    Avi

  171. 171 rajesh panthi29 Jan 2008

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  173. 173 jameelakhtarawan31 Jan 2008

    walla it’s a great joy time to me to bang on all that. hop i’ll get more soon. my mail id’s jaktar@saudioger.com

  174. 174 Farah ambreen02 Feb 2008

    Jeo news

    1 Boy: Pehle larke chodne ke liye koi jaga dohdni parti thi, ab to sare aam gari me batha leta hoon. Jeo Mussharaf.

    2 Boy: Pehle Condom 1 Rs ka tha. Ab 7 ka hogai ha.
    Jene do Mussharaf.

  175. 175 AMINA08 Feb 2008

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  176. 176 khaaan10 Feb 2008

    QismaT ki chooT me ..
    LoRa nasib ka ,,
    HaR saaL bacha ,,
    Fail Hota hai ,,
    GhareeB ka ….

  177. 177 jasu10 Feb 2008

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  178. 178 faiZan kHaN..11 Feb 2008

    Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo , Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare , Jab pyar ap se pyar kare , To pyar se itna pyar karo k pyar kisi or se pyar na kare !!!

  179. 179 faiZan kHaN..11 Feb 2008

    Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo , Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare , Jab pyar ap se pyar kare , To pyar se itna pyar karo k pyar kisi or se pyar na kare !!!

    _______________________________________

    agar koi dost gud shayari & funny sms share karna chahe to is number per karen it’s my number 00923325501663

  180. 180 faiZan kHaN..11 Feb 2008

    Kabhi jo hum nahi honge , Kaho kis ko batao ge , Woh apni uljhane sari , Woh becheni me doobe pal , Woh ankhon me chupe ansoo , Kise phir tum dikhao ge , Bohat bechen hoge tum , Bohat tanha rah jao ge , Bohat chaho ge phir bhi tum , Hume na dhoond pao ge , Kabhi jo hum nahi honge , Kaho kis ko batao ge !!..

  181. 181 faiZan kHaN..11 Feb 2008

    1 Shaks pas rah ker samjha nahi mujhe , Is baat ka malaal ha shikwa nahi mujhe , Me is ko bewafai ka ilzaam kese doon , Us ne to ibteda se he chaha nahi mujhe , Pathar samajh kar paoon ki thoker per rakh diya , Afsos teri ankh ne parkha nahi mujhe , Akhir kaar mujhko to jana tha ay ajnabi , Acha hoa k toone roka nahi mujhe !!..

  182. 182 faiZan kHaN..11 Feb 2008

    Tumhari yadon k zakham jab bharne lagte hen , Kisi bahane se tumhen yaad karne lagte hen , Bhoolne ki koshish jari ha lekin , Yaad karne k bahane milne lagte hen , Dosti, Mohabbat bematlab he sahi , Zindagi me iski kami mahsoos karne lagte hen , Zindagi udasi ka doosra name sahi , Khushyo ki rah hum aj bhi takte hen , Tumne wada to nahi kya mujh se milne ka , Hum phir bhi ek aas kyoo dil me rakhte hen , Bas kisi bahane se tumhen yaad karne lagte hen!!..

    _______________________________________

    share gud sms & shayari in this number 00923325501663

  183. 183 faiZan kHaN12 Feb 2008

    Bhale hi toote mera dil tumse magar pyar aj bhi hai,
    Tere liye mere dil mein woh bahar aaj bhi hai,
    Jis raah chal diye tum mera saath chor kar,
    Ushi rah mein tere ashique kA mazaar aaj bhi hai..!!

    __________________________________________

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  184. 184 faiZan kHaN12 Feb 2008

    MOHABBAT OR ASHAQUI ME HEN MAJBOORIYAN HAZAR,
    MOHABBAT TO HO JAISE KOI MAJBOORI KA BAZAR,
    MOHABBAT KI CHAH WALE MAJBOORI KHARIDA KARTE HEN,
    APNE HI AMAN CHAIN SE, DOORI KHARIDA KARTE HAIN..!!

    __________________________________________

    share gud shayari & sms.. it’s my number: 00923325501663

  185. 185 Suji13 Feb 2008

    these are vey sexy SMS, really its very nice……..

  186. 186 Deja Vu14 Feb 2008

    One Indian having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

    Paki : “saria (rod) hai? ”
    Indian : “hai.”>
    Paki : “gand me dal de”
    …and the Paki disconnected the call.Again on the
    next day Indian got a call….

    Same Paki : “saria hai ?”
    Indian (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
    Paki : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
    ….and the Paki disconnected the call. On the
    third day again Indian got the call from the same Paki

    Paki : “saria hai?”
    Indian (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
    Paki : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
    …..and Paki disconnects the call

    SMS some real gudstuff, my cell +923333662055

  187. 187 Deja Vu14 Feb 2008

    Dear Rajkumar Meerwal:

    I’m from Pakistan, your Joke is very gud but you involve our countries, i think you want to prove something but dear brother, we all have to respect eachother, please don’t get personel.
    Just to calculate your own feelings by your joke submitted invertly, isn’t that hurting, i just want to convey.

    kind regards
    Aamir Xaffar Siddiqi

  188. 188 dinesh17 Feb 2008

    Very nice Jokes ,I am 23 years hot man,
    any sexi girl mail me (dinusuman_love@hotmail.com)

  189. 189 dinesh17 Feb 2008

    you all can mail me.funny jokes
    Thanks

  190. 190 Charushila18 Feb 2008

    •Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki….
    “Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
    Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
    2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
    ( charu_2sx@yahoo.co.in)

  191. 191 kapil25 Feb 2008

    PATI =apne ghar pahucha aur patni se kahta hai janu chai bnao na.
    PATNI = aaj to billi sara dhudh pi gai hai
    PATI= kitni bar kaha hai bra pahn kar soya kro.

  192. 192 kaleem khan25 Feb 2008

    tamanna tum bhi rakhtiho tamanna main bhi rakhta hon fark itna hai ki main lamba rakhta hon tum chapta rakhti ho

  193. 193 sanju26 Feb 2008

    ALL SMS ARE VERY FUNNY.

    EK SARDAR SEX KARATE KARATE THAK KAR BOLA AB BALANCE KHATM HO GAYA RECHARGE KARANA PADEGA. VAHI PASS ME LETA USAKA MUNNA CHADDI NIKALKAR BOLA : CHHOTA RECHARGE CHALEGA KYA ?

    ANY SEXY LADY WANNA CHAT OR SMS CONTACT ON EMAIL.

  194. 194 darz27 Feb 2008

    The saddest part of a man’s body
    is his balls (tatte).

    Bcoz the lord almighty
    sentenced them to:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    “HANG TILL DEATH”

  195. 195 darz27 Feb 2008

    6 year old boy to a 4 year old boy :-

    “dude i found a condom in the balcony”

    4 year old boy :-

    “what’s a balcony ?????”

    Heyyyy plz post ur response ;)

  196. 196 Fauzan25 Mar 2008

    all sms are good and sexy. i like these messages.

  197. 197 don28 Apr 2008

    suhag rat ko patni ne pati se aaj mera upwas hai
    pati bola mere lund per kya aata laga hai jo tera upwas toot jayega

  198. 198 lola01 Jan 2009

    aapke jokes ka jawab nahin

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