What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you

Dil se tera khyaal na jaye to kya karun Hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhey dekh lun magar madaari tujhey roz na laye to kya karun

Woh ayi muskurai unhone kaha humney suna woh kehti gayi hum suntey rahe woh chal diye hum reh na sake bus bol diya….attendance to le lo madam!

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Hi, do you want to see the priceless gift that god gave me?
Where are you searching…..
Just look in the mirror.

Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

Majnoo ,laila ke baloon mein aisa khoya ki……
behosh ho gaya.
aur jab jaga to poocha…….
LAILA ! KITNE DINOON SE SIR NAHI DHOYA….?

What is a kiss?
In view of geomatry: Kiss, is the shortest distance between 2 lips.
In the view of economics: Kiss is that thing, which always has higher demand than supply.

I’ll giv u 1 kiss 2 go 2 sleep.I’ll giv u 2 kises 2 dream.I’ll giv u an endles row of kises 2,whn u wakeup in da moring,think of me

Bachlor’s Life:-
Monday - Dosti
Tuesday - Pyaar
Wednesday - Shaadi
Thursday - Barbadi
Friday - Fighting
Saturday - Divorce
Sunday - Rest
Monday - Next

What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends…. So be careful

Ek ‘aap’ ho kitne achhe ho,
kitne bhole ho,
kitne pyare ho,
kitne smart ho,
kitne sweet ho,.
Aur ek ‘hum’ hain ke, jhooth pe hjooth bole ja rahe hain

Aapko… hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi

Aapko… hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……

Yu dekha na karo tum hame haste haste, Yu dekha na karo tum hame haste haste. Mere dost bade kharab hain, keh denge bhabhi ji namaste.

do kadam to sub chal lete hain par
zindagi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhata,
agar ro kar bhulai jaati yaaden
to hans kar koi gam na chupata

Ajeeb si kashish hai tum mein, k hum tumhare khayalon mein khoye rehte hain. Yeh soch kar k tum khwabon mein aaoge, hum din mein bhi soye rehte hain..

Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

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