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13JulWoman Is Smarter Than Man

A woman and a man are involved in a bad car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After crawling out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man and I’m a woman. That’s interesting. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet, be friends and live together for the rest of our days.”

Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”

“This must be a sign from God!” The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle before handing it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

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13JulGREAT TRUTHS LEARNED BY LITTLE CHILDREN

1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, ! But it’s a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . ….. . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . ….. having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . ….. . not peeing in your pants.

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12JulHOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE ?

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it “Housework.”

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to
delete Housework permanently?”

6. Calmly answer, “Yes,” and press the mouse button FIRMLY!

7. Feel better???

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12JulCool ringtones C & D

Celine Dion: My Heart Will Go On (Tempo=100)

2d2 2e2 4a1 2a2 4g2 8#f2 2e2 4#f2 4g2 2#f2 4e2 4d2 4#c2 2d2 4#c2 1b1 1a1 1d2 2e2 4a1 2a2 4g2 8#f2 2e2 4#f2 4g2 2#f2 4e2 4d2 4#c2 2d2 4#c2 4#c2 2d2 4e2 2#f2 2e2 1d2

Christina Aguilera: Genie In A Bottle (Tempo=100)

8d2 8e2 8f2 8e2 8e2 8d2 4#a1 8d2 8e2 8f2 8e2 8e2 8d2 4a1 8- 16d2 16e2 8f2 8e2 8e2 8d2 8e2 8d2 8- 16d2 16d2 8#c2 8d2 8e2 4d2

Coca Cola(Tempo=125)

8#f3 8#f3 8#f3 8#f3 4g3 8#f3 4e3 8e3 8a3 4#f3 4d3 2-

Colonel Bogey(Tempo=140)

8g2 8e2 4- 8- 8e2 8f2 8g2 4e3 4e3 2c3 8g2 8e2 2- 8e2 8f2 8e2 4g2 4g2 2f2 8f2 8d2 4- 8- 8d2 8e2 8f2 8g2 8e2 4- 8- 8e2 8#f2 8e2 8d2 8g2 8- 8e2 8#f2 8d2 8- 8a2 8.g2 16#f2 8g2 8a2 8g2 8f2 8e2 8d2 8c2

Concerto Lover (Tempo=100)

8e2 16a1 16b1 16#c2 16d2 8e2 8a1 8a1 8#f2 16d2 16e2 16#f2 16#g2 8a2 8a1 8a1 8d2 16e2 16d2 16#c2 16b1 8#c2 16d2 16#c2 16b1 16a1 8#g1 16a1 16b1 16#c2 16a1 32#c2 32d2 32#c2 32d2 32#c2 4b1 8e2 16a1 16b1 16#c2 16d2 8e2 8a1 8a1 8#f2 16d2 16e2 16#f2 16#g2

Countdown(Tempo=125)

16c2 16#a1 4c2 2f1 16#c2 16c2 8#c2 8c2 2#a1 16#c2 16c2 4#c2 2f1 16#a1 16#g1 8#a1 8#g1 8g1 8#a1 2#g1 16g1 16#g1 2#a1 16#g1 16#a1 8c2 8#a1 8#g1 8g1 4f1 4#c2 1c2 16c2 16#c2 16c2 16#a1 1c2

Crypt(Tempo=160)

4#d2 4#f2 4a2 8- 8b2 4#a2 4#f2 4#d2 8- 8b1 4#a1 4#d2 4#f2 4a2 2b1 8- 4#a1 4d2 4f2 8- 8#f2 4#g2 4b2 4#a2 8- 8#g2 4#f2 4f2 4#d2 4d2 2#d2 1-

Daft Punk: Da Funk (Tempo=200) Recommended

2f2 8#d2 8f2 8#g2 2c2 8- 8#a1 8c2 8#d2 2#g1 8- 8g1 8#g1 8c2 2f1 4g14#g1

Daft Punk: Digital Love (Tempo=125)

4d2 4#c2 8- 8a1 8b1 8a1 8b1 8a1 4#c2 8b1 4a1 8#c2 8e2 4#f2 8- 8a1 8b1 8a1 8b1 8a1 4#c2 8b1 4a1 8- 4d2 4#f2 8- 8a1 8b1 8a1 8b1 8a1 8b1 8a1 4#c2 8- 8a1 8a1 8a1 8a1 8a1 8- 8a1 8a1 8a1 4a1 4#f1

Dallas(Tempo=125)

8e2 4a2 8e2 4e3 8a2 4#c3 8b2 8#c3 4a2 4e2 4a2 4#f3 4e3 8#c3 8d3 2e3 8- 8e2 4a2 4#f3 4e3 8#c3 8d3 4e3 8b2 8#c3 4a2 4e2 4a2 8#c3 8d3 4b2 8a2 2a2

Dark(Tempo=140)

8#f3 8e3 2#f3 16e3 16#d3 16d3 16b2 4#a2 1b2 8#f2 8e2 2#f2 8#c2 8d2 8#a1 1b1 8#f2 8e2 2#f2 16e2 16#d2 16d2 16b1
4#a1 1b1 8#f2 8e2 2#f2 4#c2 2d2 2e1 1b1

Death(Tempo=100)

4.c1 4c1 8c1 4.c1 4#d1 8d1 4d1 8c1 4c1 8c1 2c1

Depeche Mode: Can´t Get Enough (Tempo=112)

8g2 8- 8g2 16g2 8g2 16g2 8g2 8a2 8a2 8g2 8- 8g2 16g2 8g2 16g2 8g2 8a2 8a2 8c3 8- 8a2 8- 8a2 8- 8a2 8-

Destiny’s Child: Bug A Boo (Tempo=80)

8e2 16c2 16a1 16g1 8d2 8c2 8d2 16c2 8d2 16c2 8e2 8.e2 16d2 8d2 16c2 8d2 16c2 8d2 16c2 8e2 8c2 16- 8d2 8c2 8d2 8c2 8d2 8c2 8e2 16a1 16d2 16c2 16d2 16c2 8d2 16c2 16d2 16c2 8.a1 8-

Destiny’s Child: Jumpin Jumpin (Tempo=180)

8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 4#g1 8#g1 8a1 4- 8- 8#g1 4a1 4b1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 4#g1 4a1 4- 8- 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8a1 4- 8- 8#g1 4a1 4b1 4#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 4#g1 4#g1 4#f1 4e1 4#d1 2#c1

Destiny’s Child: Say My Name (Tempo=70)

16g2 16g2 8g2 16f2 16#d2 4#d2 16#a1 16c2 16#d2 16c2 8f2 8c2 16#a1 16c2 16#d2 16c2 8f2 8c2 16#a1 16c2 16#d2 16c2 8#d2 16g2 16g2 16#a2 16g2 16f2 16#d2 4#d2

DJ Jean: The Launch (Tempo=140)

8b1 8- 8b1 8- 8#a1 8- 8#a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8e1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8e1 8- 8g1 8- 8g1 8- 8g1 8- 8e1 8- 8b1 8- 8b1 8- 8#a1 8- 8#a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8e1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8a1 8- 8e1 8- 8g1 8- 8g1 8- 8g1 8- 8e1

DJ Jurgen Feat. Alice Deejay: Better Off Alone (Tempo=140)

8c2 8- 8c2 8a1 8- 8c2 8- 8c2 8- 8b1 8- 8g1 8g2 16- 8g2 16- 8e2 8c2 8- 8c2 8a1 8- 4c2 8c2 8- 8b1 8- 8g1 8f2 16- 8f2 16- 8e2

DMX: Ruff Ryder’s Anthem (Tempo=90)

8a1 16- 16a1 8d2 8d2 8a1 16- 16a1 8c2 8c2 8a1 16- 16a1 8c2 8c2 8a1 8c2 8a1 8c2 8a1 16- 16a1 8c2 8c2 8g1 8g1 8c2 8c2 8a1 16- 16a1 8c2 8c2 8a1 8a1 8c2 16c2

Don’t Care(Tempo=125)

16f2 16e2 16f2 16e2 16f2 16e2 8d2 16e2 16d2 16e2 16d2 16e2 16d2 16c2 16d2 4d2

Doors: Light My Fire (Tempo=140)

8b2 16g2 16a2 8b2 8d3 8c3 8b2 8a2 8g2 8a2 16f2 16a2 8c3 8f3 16d3 16c3 16#a2 16g2 8#g2 8g2 8#g2 16g2 16a2 8b2 8#c3 16b2 16a2 16g2 16f2 8e2 8f2 1a2 4a2

Do You Believe in Me (Tempo=180)

2f1 4#f1 4#g1 4.#c1 4.c1 4#c1 4f3 4#f3 4f3 4#d3 4#c3 2#a1 1.#g1 2c2 4#c2 2f3 2#d3 2#c3 2#g2 2f1 4#f1 4#g1 4.#c1 4.c1 4#c1 4f3 4#f3 4f3 4#d3 4#c3 2#a1 1.#g1 2c2 1.#c2

Dr.Bombay: Calcutta (Tempo=90)

8b1 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 4#c2 8#c2 8#d2 8#d2 8#d2 8b1 4#c2 8#a1 8b1 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 8#c2 4#c2 32a1 8#a1 8#a1 8#g1 8#g1 2#g1 4#c2 4#f2 4#d2 8#d2 8#f2 8#f2 8#f2 8#f2 8f2 8#d2 4#c2 4#c2 4#f2 4#d2 8#d2 8#f2 8#f2 8#f2 8#f2 8f2 8#d2 4#c2

Dualing Banjos(Tempo=200)

8#c2 8d2 4e2 4#c2 4d2 4b1 4#c2 4d2 4b1 4- 16#c3 16- 16d3 16- 8e3 8- 8#c3 8- 8d3 8- 8b2 8- 8#c3 8- 8a2 8- 4b2 4- 4a1 4a1 4b1 4#c2 4a1 4#c2 4b1 4- 8a2 8- 8a2 8- 8b2 8- 8#c3 8- 8a2 8- 8#c3 8- 8b2

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11Jul41 Rules Men Wish Women Knew

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.

3 . Don’t cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don’t ask him what he’s thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.

9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

10. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

11. Shopping is not sport.

12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

13. You have enough clothes.

14. You have too many shoes.

15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.

16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.

17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

18. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.

20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

23. Your Mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.

24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

25. Check your oil.

26. Don’t give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

27. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

30. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

32. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

33. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both.

35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

36. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.

37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.

39. Telling us that the models in the men’s magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it’s certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

41. Anyone can buy condoms.