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11JulTen Reasons Why TV is Better than the Internet:

10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to “Melrose Place” and got a “Not Found 404″ message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV. Even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an “Under Construction” sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can’t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don’t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. You can’t surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

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    11JulCool Ringtones.B

    :cool: Backstreet Boys: As Long As You Love Me (Tempo=200)

    4#g1 32- 4#g1 4g1 4f1 4g1 2- 4- 4g1 4g1 4#g1 4#a1 4#d1 4- 2- 2- 4c1 2#d1 32- 4f1 4g1 2f1 32- 4#d1 4d1 2#d1 2-

    :cool: Baddiel and Skinner: Three Lions (Tempo=100)

    4a1 4g1 8f1 4e1 4d1 4- 4g1 4g1 4e1 8g1 8a1 4e1 4- 4a1 4g1 4f1 8e1 4d1 4- 4g1 4g1 4e1 8g1 8a1 4e1 4-

    :cool: Baha Men: Who Let The Dogs Out (Tempo=125)

    8g2 16g2 16- 8g2 4g2 8g2 16- 4c2 8- 8c2 8- 8c2 16- 16- 8c2 16- 8c2 16- 4g2 16g2 16- 8g2 4g2 8g2 16- 4c2 8- 8c2 8- 8c2 16- 8c2 16- 8c2

    :cool: Basement Jaxx: Red Alert (Tempo=140)

    8e1 8g1 4b1 4c2 4b1 4c2 4b1 4a1 4g1 4e1 2a1 2- 4e1 4g1 4b1 4c2 4b1 4c2 4b1 4a1 4g1 4e1 2a1

    :cool: Beatles: Come Together (Tempo=113)

    4f1 4f1 8#a1 8c2 2#g2 2f2 4f1 4f1 8#a1 8c2 2#g2 2f2 4f1 4f1 8#a1 8c2 2#g2 2f2 4#g2 8#g2 4#g2 4#g2 4f2 4#d2 2f2 4#g2 8#g2 4#g2 4#g2 4f2 4#d2 2f2 2#g2 4#g2 4#g2 4f2 4#d2 2f2 2#g2 4f2 4#g2 4f2 4#d2 2f2 2g2 1g2 2g2 4f2 1g2 4#g2

    :cool: Beatles: Happy Together (Tempo=125)

    16c2 4c2 16d2 4#d2 16d2 2#d2 16d2 2#d2 4g2 4f2 16#d2 4d2 16c2 4d2 16c2 2d2 16c2 4#a1 16c2 2d2 16f2 4#d2 16d2 4c2 16#a1 4c2 16#a1 2c2 16#a1 4#g1 16#a1 4c2 4c2 16c2 4c2 16d2 8d2 8c2 4b1 1g2 4c2 4g2 4e2 4c2 4#a1 16d2 4f2 4a2 16#a2 4a2

    :cool: Beatles: Help (Tempo=113)

    4c2 4c2 4c2 4c2 8c2 4c2 4c2 4c2 4c2 4c2 4#d2 2c2 8#a1 2#g1 8c2 8b1 4c2 8b1 8c2 8b1 2c2 8#g1 4#c2 4#c2 4#c2 8#c2 1c2 4#d2 4#d2 8#d2 4#d2 4#d2 4#c2 4c2 4#a1 2#c2 4c2 2#a1 8c2 4#c2 4#d2 4#d2 4#d2 4#d2 4#d2 4#c2 4c2 4#a1 2#c2 4c2

    :cool: Beatles: Let It Be (Tempo=71)

    16#a1 16#a1 8#a1 16#a1 8c2 8g1 4#a1 8#a1 16#d2 4f2 32f2 16g2 16g2 4g2 16f2 8f2 16#d2 2#d2 16#a1 16g2 4g2 8#g2 16g2 8g2 4f2 16g2 16f2 8f2 2#d2 16#a1 8#a1 16#a1 8c2 8g1 4#a1 8#a1 16#d2 4f2 32f2 16g2 16g2 4g2 16f2 16f2 8#d2 16#d2 4#d2 16#a1 16g2 4g2

    :cool: Beatles: Yellow Submarine (Tempo=125)

    8#a1 8b1 2#c2 8#a1 8#g1 8#a1 2#f1 8#a1 8#a1 8#g1 8#f1 2#d1 8#a1 8#a1 1#g1 4#c2 4#c2 4#c2 8#c2 8#d2 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 2#g1 8#g1 8#g1 4#g1 2#g1 8#f1 8#f1 8#f1 8#f1 2#f1 4#c2 4#c2 4#c2 8#c2 8#d2 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 8#g1 2#g1 8#g1 8#g1 4#g1 2#g1 8#f1 8#f1

    :cool: Bee Gees: Staying Alive (Tempo=225)

    4f1 4g1 4- 4#a1 4- 4- 8f1 4- 4- 8d1 4c1 4d1 4f1 4- 4c1 4d1 4- 4f1 4- 4- 8c1 4d1 4- 4f1 4- 8g1 4#a1

    :cool: Beethoven: Für Elise (Tempo=125)

    8e2 8#d2 8e2 8#d2 8e2 8b1 8d2 8c2 4a1 8- 8c1 8e1 8a1 4b1 8- 8e1 8#g1 8b1 4c2 8- 8e1 8e2 8#d2 8e2 8#d2 8e2 8b1 8d2
    8c2 4a1 8- 8c1 8e1 8a1 4b1 8- 8e1 8c2 8b1 4a1

    :cool: Beverly Hills Cop (Tempo=225)

    4f1 4- 4#g1 8- 4f1 8f1 4#a1 32- 4f1 4#d1 4f1 4- 4c2 8- 4f1 8f1 4#c2 32- 4c2 4#g1 4f1 4c2 4f2 8f1 4#d1 8#d1 32-
    4c1 4g1 1f1

    :cool: Big Brother UK (Tempo=125)

    16f1 8f1 16f1 8f1 8e1 16e1 8e1 16e1 8f1 8g1 16f1 8f1 16f1 8f1 8f1 16g1 8g1 16g1 8f1 8g1 1.a1 8- 16f1 8f1 16f1 8f1 8e1 16e1 8e1 16e1 8f1 8g1 16f1 8f1 16f1 8f1 8f1 16g1 8g1 16g1 8f1 8g1 1.a1

    :cool: Billie Piper: Day and Night (Tempo=125)

    8#g1 4g1 8f1 4#c1 8#g1 4g1 8f1 4f1 8#g1 4g1 8f1 4#c1 8#c1 8f1 8g1 4#g1 4g1 4f1 8c2 4#a1 8#g1 4f1 8c2 4#a1 4#g1 4#a1 16#g1 4f1 8f1 8#g1 8f1 4#a1 4b1 4#a1

    :cool: Birdy Song(Tempo=100)

    16g2 16g2 16a2 16a2 16e2 16e2 8g2 16g2 16g2 16a2 16a2 16e2 16e2 8g2 16g2 16g2 16a2 16a2 16c3 16c3 8b2 8b2 8a2 8g2 8f2 16f2 16f2 16g2 16g2 16d2 16d2 8f2 16f2 16f2 16g2 16g2 16d2 16d2 8f2 16f2 16f2 16g2 16g2 16a2 16b2 8c3 8a2 8g2 8e2 4c2

    :cool: Black Bear(Tempo=180)

    4#d2 4#d2 8g2 16#d2 8#a2 16g2 4#d2 4#d2 8g2 16#d2 8#a2 16g2 4f2 8c2 16b1 4c2 8f2 16#d2 8d2 16#d2 8c2 16d2 8#a1 16c2 8d2 16#a1 4#d2 4#d2 8g2 16#d2 8#a2 16g2 4#d2 4#d2 8g2 16#d2 8#a2 16g2 4f2 4f2 4f2 8g2 16f2 4#d2 4g2 2#d2

    :cool: Blink 182: All The Small Things (Tempo=160)

    4a1 4f1 4- 8- 4e1 4f1 2- 4#a1 4f1 4- 8- 4e1 4f1 2- 8a1 8a1 8a1 8- 4a1 8- 4a1 8#a1 8a1 16- 32- 4g1 8- 16- 8g1 8g1 4g1 8f1 16- 32- 8f1 4#a1 8#a1 4a1 4f1

    :cool: Blockster: You Should be Dancing (Tempo=80)

    8#d2 8#f2 8#g2 8#g2 8#g2 4#c2 2b2 8#d2 8#f2 8#d2 8#c2 2b1 8#g2 16b2 16b2 16b2 16c2 2#c2 2#c2 8#g2 16b2 16b2 16b2 16c2 2#c2 2#c2 8b2 8b2 8#g2 4#c2 2b2 2#g2 4#c2 2b2 2#g2 8#d2 8#f2 8#g2 8#g2 8#f2 8#g2 2#a2 8#d2 8#f2 8#g2 16#g2 16#f2 2#g2 8#d2 8#f2

    :cool: Bob the Builder(Tempo=125)

    4a1 8a1 8#c2 8b1 8b1 8- 8e1 4a1 8#c2 4b1 4- 4a1 8a1 8#c2 8b1 8b1 4- 4a1 8#c2 4b1 4- 4#c2 8#c2 8a1 4b1 8- 8e1 8a1 4#c2 4b1 4- 4#c2 8a1 8a1 8b1 8b1 8- 8e1 8b1 8#c2 4b1 4a1

    :cool: Bolero(Tempo=80)

    4c3 8c3 16b2 16c3 16d3 16c3 16b2 16a2 8c3 16c3 16a2 4c3 8c3 16b2 16c3 16a2 16g2 16e2 16f2 2g2 16g2 16f2 16e2 16d2 16e2 16f2 16g2 16a2 4g2 4g2 16g2 16a2 16b2 16a2 16g2 16f2 16e2 16d2 16e2 16d2 8c2 8c2 16c2 16d2 8e2 8f2 4d2 2g2

    :cool: Bomfunk MC’s: Freestyler (Tempo=125)

    8g2 8e2 8b1 8g2 8e2 8b1 8#f2 8e2 8b1 8#f2 8e2 8b1 8d2 8c2 8g1 8d2 8c2 8g1 8e2 8d2 8a1 8e2 8d2 8a1 8e2 16a1

    :cool: Britney Spears: Sometimes (Tempo=200)

    2- 2#d2 2- 4#d2 4e2 4#f2 2#c2 2- 4#c2 4#d2 4e2 2b1 2- 2b1 2#c2 4#d2 4e2 4#d2 2#c2 4b1 2#a1

    :cool: Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Tempo=225)

    2.f1 8.g1 8#g1 1#d1 8- 2.#d1 8.f1 8g1 2.#d1 4- 2.#a1 8.c2 8#a1 2.#g1 8- 8#g1 1g1

    :cool: Bulletme(Tempo=112)

    4b3 4g3 16#f3 16g3 16#f3 8d3 8e3 4- 16e3 16#f3 16g3 8#f3 8g3 8a3 4b3 4g3 16#f3 16g3 16#f3 8d3 8e3 4- 16c3 16b2 16a2 16b2

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    08JulFunny Sayings in SMS.

    :lol: Lights on, door open, nobody at home

    :lol: As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

    :lol: He’s as bent as a butchers hook

    :lol: He’s as happy as a Pig in $hit

    :lol: About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box

    :lol: About as subtle as a flying brick

    :lol: She’s got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum

    :lol: She’s more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs

    :lol: As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm

    :lol: She’s stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

    :lol: About as interesting as watching paint dry

    :lol: Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard :lol: I’ve seen better hands on a clock

    :lol: As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market

    :lol: He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

    :lol: She’s got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits

    :lol: As nervous as a turkey at Christmas

    :lol: She’s seen more ceilings than Michelagelo

    :lol: She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel

    :lol: She’s as fit as a butchers dog

    :lol: She’s got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag

    :lol: As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse

    :lol: His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender

    :lol: Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

    :lol: As rare as a brass monkey’s bollocks

    :lol: As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner

    :lol: This guy is all foam, no beer.

    :lol: As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

    :lol: About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

    :lol: A legend in his own mind…

    :lol: He’s an expert on padded cells.

    :lol: He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!

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    08JulCool Ringtones A.

    :roll: Abba: Mamma Mia (Tempo=40)

    32f2 32#d2 32f2 8#d2 32#d2 32#d2 32f2 32g2 32f2 16.#d2 32- 16f2 8#d2 16#g2 32#g2 32#g2 32#g2 16g2 16.#d2 32- 8#a2 32#a2 32#a2 16#a2 16f2 16g2 8#g2 16g2 16g2 32g2 16g2 16d2 16#d2 8f2 16f2 8#d2 16#g2 32#g2 32#g2 32#g2 32g2 32#d2 32f2 16#d2

    :roll: Abba: Money Money Money v1 (Tempo=112)

    8e3 8e3 8e3 8e3 8e3 8e3 16e2 16a2 16c3 16e3 8#d3 8#d3 8#d3 8#d3 8#d3 8#d3 16f2 16a2 16c3 16#d3 4d3 8c3 8a2 8c3 4c3 2a2 32a2 32c3 32e3 8a3

    :roll: Abba: Money Money Money v2 (Tempo=200)

    4a1 8b1 4c2 8a1 4b1 4c2 4- 4c2 8a1 4b1 4c2 4- 4b1 8a1 4c2 4.c2 16- 1a1

    :roll: Adams Family v1 (Tempo=70)

    8#f1 16#f1 16#f1 16#f1 8b1 32#d2 8b1 32#g1 8e1 8#c2 32a1 8#a1 32#c2 8#a1 32#f1 8#d1 8b1 32#f1 8b1 32#d2 8b1 32#g1 8e1 8#c2 32b1 8#a1 32#f1 8#g1 32#a1 4b1 32#f1 8b1 32#d2 8b1 32#g1 8e1 8#c2 32a1 8#a1 32#c2 8#a1 32#f1 8#d1 8b1 32#f1 8b1 32#d2 8b1 32#g1 8e1

    :roll: Adams Family v2 (Tempo=160)

    8c2 4f2 8a2 4f2 8c2 4b1 2g2 8f2 4e2 8g2 4e2 8e1 4a1 2f2 8c2 4f2 8a2 4f2 8c2 4b1 2g2 8f2 4e2 8c2 4d2 8e2 1f2 8c2 8d2 8e2 8f2 1- 8d2 8e2 8#f2 8g2 1- 8d2 8e2 8#f2 8g2 4- 8d2 8e2 8#f2 8g2 4- 4c2 8e2 1f2

    :roll: Aerosmith: I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing (Tempo=125)

    2- 16a1 16- 16a1 16- 8a1 16- 4a2 16g2 16- 2g2 16- 4- 8- 16g2 16- 16g2 16- 16g2 8g2 16- 4c2 16#a1 16- 4a2 8g2 4f2 4g2 8d2 8f2 16- 16f2 16- 16c2 8c2 16- 4a2 8g2 16f2 16- 8f2 16- 16c2 16- 4g2 4f2

    :roll: Aha: Take on me (Tempo=100)

    8- 16#a1 16#a1 16#a1 8#f1 8#d1 8#g1 8#g1 16#g1 16c2 16c2 16#c2 16#d2 16#c2 16#c2 16#c2 8#g1 8#f1 8#a1 8#a1 16#a1 16#g1 16#g1 16#a1 16#g1 16#a1 16#a1 16#a1 8#f1 8#d1 8#g1 8#g1 16#g1 16c2 16c2 16#c2 16#d2 16#c2 16#c2 16#c2 8#g1 8#f1 8#a1 8#a1

    :roll: Airwolf (Tempo=100)

    4e1 16a1 16b1 16d2 4e2 16g2 16#f2 16d2 4e2 16g2 16#f2 16d2 4e2 8d2 16#f2 4b1 4a1 8g1 16a1 8#f1 16d1 4g1 16c2 16d2 16f2 4g2 16c2 16b2 16f2 4g2 16c2 16b2 16f2 4g2 8f2 16a2 4d2 4c2 8b1 16d2 8a1 16f1 4g1 16c2 16d2 16f2 4g2 16c2 16b2 16f2

    :roll: Alice DJ: Back In My Life (Tempo=140)

    1c2 4- 8c2 8c2 8e2 8c2 8b1 1c2 4- 8- 8c2 8c2 8e2 8c2 8b1 1c2 8g1 4b1 8b1 4b1 4c2 1c2 2- 4- 8c2 8d2 8c2 16e2 16d2 1c2

    :roll: Alice DJ: Better off Alone (Tempo=140)

    8c2 8- 8c2 8a1 8- 8c2 8- 8c2 8- 8b1 8- 8g1 8g2 16- 8g2 16- 8e2 8c2 8- 8c2 8a1 8- 4c2 8c2 8- 8b1 8- 8g1 8f2 16- 8f2 16-

    :roll: Ann Lee: Two Times (Tempo=63)

    8#a1 16#a1 16#c2 16#a1 16#c2 8#a1 8#a1 16#a1 16b1 16#a1 16b1 8#a1 8#a1 16#a1 16#c2 16#a1 16#c2 8#a1 8#a1 16#a1 16b1 16#a1 16b1 8#a1 8#a1 16#a1 16#c2 16#a1 16#c2 8#a1 8#a1 16#a1 16b1 16#a1 16b1 8#a1 8#a1 16#a1 16#c2 16#a1 16#c2 8#a1 8#a1 16#a1 16b1 16#a1 16b1 8#a1 8#a1 16#a1

    :roll: Aqua: Barbie Girl (Tempo=125)

    8#g2 8e2 8#g2 8#c3 4a2 4- 8#f2 8#d2 8#f2 8b2 4#g2 8#f2 8e2 4- 8e2 8#c2 4#f2 4#c2 4- 8#f2 8e2 4#g2 4#f2

    :roll: Aqua: Lollipop(Tempo=140)

    8#d1 8c2 8f1 8c2 8f1 8c2 8f1 8#d2 8f1 8#c2 8#a1 8#c2 8#a1 8#c2 8#g1 16#c2 16#d2 16e2 16f2 8c2 8f1 8c2 8f1 8c2 8f1 8#d2 8f1 8#c2 8#a1 8#c2 8#a1 8#c2 8#g1 8#a1 8f1 8c2 8f1 8c2 8f1 8c2 8f1 8#d2 8f1 8#c2 8#a1 8#c2 8#a1 8#c2 8#g1 16#c2

    :roll: ATB: 9PM(Tempo=140)

    8a1 8a1 8b1 4a1 16c2 8- 16- 16c2 8- 16- 8c2 8e2 8d2 4f1 4- 8g1 8g1 8a1 4g1 16a1 8- 16- 8c2 8- 8c2 8d2 8c2 4g1

    :roll: A-Team(Tempo=100)

    1d2 4d2 4e2 2#f2 1g2 4a2 4a1 4d2 4#c2 8#f2 8#f2 8e2 4#f2 4e2 4#f2 4e2 8e2 4b2 4a2 8#f2 8#f2 8e2 4#f2 4e2 4d2 4d2 8e2 2e2 8#f2 8#f2 8e2 4#f2 4e2 4#f2 4e2 8e2 4b2 4a2 8#f2 8#f2 8e2 4#f2 4e2 4d2 4d2 8e2 2e2

    :roll: Auld Lang Syne (Tempo=100)

    4g1 4.c2 8c2 4c2 4e2 4.d2 8c2 4d2 8e2 8d2 4.c2 8c2 4e2 4g2 2.a2 4a2 4.g2 8e2 4e2 4c2 4.d2 8c2 4d2 8e2 8d2 4.c2 8a1 4a1 4g1 2c2

    :roll: Austin Powers(Tempo=100)

    4b1 8#c2 4#c2 4e2 8#c2 8#f2 4e2 4#c2 4e2 8g2 8e2 8a2 8g2 8e2 4e2 8e2 8e2 8b1 4d2 8e2 8b1 4d2 8e2 8b1 4d2 8e2 4d2 8e2 8e2 8d2 8e2 8g2 8a2 8g2 4b2 4b2 8d2 4b2 8d2 8e2 8e2 8e2 8d2 8b2 8a2 8g2 8d2 8e2 8b1 8d2

    :roll: Axel F(Tempo=100)

    4g2 8.#a2 16g2 16- 16g2 8c3 8g2 8f2 4g2 8.d3 16g2 16- 16g2 8#d3 8d3 8#a2 8g2 8d3 8g3 16g2 16f2 16- 16f2 8d2 8a2 2g2

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    05JulReally Funny SMS Messages.

    :smile: Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..
    Please tell them your age!

    :smile: Mistakes are not crime……if you correct them they are the key tosuccess
    FOR EXAMPLE….God created you ……He then created me

    :smile: Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
    Son: I start cleaning toilet
    Dad: How does that satisfy you?
    Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

    :smile: Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
    Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye

    :smile: Bhikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
    Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai

    :smile: Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20vi male se gir gaya tha
    Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
    Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai

    :smile: Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
    Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
    Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega

    :smile: INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
    Sardar: Simple, stop imagining

    :smile: Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
    Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
    Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon

    :smile: PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai
    Khake dekho pata chal jayega

    :smile: Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
    DR: take this tablet you will be ok
    Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game

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