Must SMS Messages Part 2 ! | FunFilledBlog.Org

1. raadhe raadhe kudi phasaade
harre murari hove kunwari
jai shri ram bane meri jaan
wahe guruji da khalsa ek soni kudi di lalsa

2. unki gali se mera janaza nikla
woh na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla
woh jo nikle toh mere dost siti bajane lage
mera janaza chod saale use patane lage

3. Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
Yeh dil maange more..Yeh dil maange more..

4. Aapne mere man se khela,
aapne mere tan se khela,
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela…
well played! well played! well played!!

5. Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

6. Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao

7. Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

8. Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
A aj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

9. kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
ke kabhi kabhi kyon aata hair roz kyun nahi aata hai?

10. Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita.

11. Tum aa gaye ho,
noor aa gaya hai;
chalo teeno movie chalen.

12. Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”(

13. Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee

14. Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

15. Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

16. dukaan mein main gaya tha lene kismi bar….
dukaan mein main gaya tha lene kismi bar….
magar dekha jo dukan waali ko to bola kiss me bar bar

17. Jo piyaali mein mazaa, woh Thaali mein kahan
Jo saali se mazaa,gharwaali se kahan!!

18. Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

19. Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai !!!