• When i open my eyes every morning
  When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
• One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
  One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
• When I was born Devil said..
  When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ...
• Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
  Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must…
• Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
  Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….
• Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
  Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid…. 
• If ur world is spining Round & Round.
  If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P… 
•  Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
  Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
• what happend 2 ur mobile?
  what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
• First the engagement ring, then t
  First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
• Last night I lay in my bed
  Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof
• Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
  Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
• If your a Vegetarian to be nice
  If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
• I’m a killer, i kill people for money
  I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
  I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
• Its been a rough day.I got up this
  Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
• Jesus says to John come forth ill
  Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
• At dis moment in time 10 million people
  At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
• The rain makes all things beautiful
  The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
• i want u 2 know dat our friendship
  i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again
• An independant study has proven
  An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
• I’m @ the police station
  I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
• girls are like phones.
  girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!

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