*Brahma—Systems Installation

*Vishnu—Systems Administration & Support

*Lakshmi—Finance and Accounts consultant

*Saraswati—Training and Knowledge Management

*Shiva—DBA (Crash Specialist)

*Ganesh—Quality Assuarance & Documentation

*Narada—-Data transfer

*Yama—Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

*Chitragupta—IDP & Personal Records

*Apsaras—Downloadable Viruses

*Devas—Mainframe Programmers

*Surya—Solaris Administrator

*Rakshasas—In house Hackers

*Ravan Internet—Explorer WWF

*Kumbhakarnan—Zombie Process

* Lakshman—Support Software and Backup

*Hanuman—Linux/s390

* Vaali—MS Windows

*Sugreeva—DOS

*Jatayu—Firewall

*Dronacharya—System Programmer

*Vishwamitra—Sr. Manager Projects

*Shakuni—Annual appraisal & Promotion

*Valmiki—Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

*Dharmaraj Yudhishthira—ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

*Arjun—Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

*Abhimanyu—Trainee Programmer

*Draupadi—Motivation & Team building

*Bhima—MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

*Duryodhana—Microsoft product Written in VB

*Karna—Contract programmer

*Dhrutarashtra—Visual C++

*Gandhari—Dreamweaver

*100 Kauravas—Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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