Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..
Please tell them your age!
Mistakes are not crime……if you correct them they are the key tosuccess
FOR EXAMPLE….God created you ……He then created me
Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush
Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye
Bhikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20vi male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon
PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai
Khake dekho pata chal jayega
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game
